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      09-01-2007, 11:00 PM   #23
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you know, i love you guys lol. the amount of times ive been called sick, or perverted, only boostes my ego ahahahah!!!!! but seriously, as long as they arent related to me, im cool with it. i mean, i dont think they are gonna fondle with eachother, but im sure when tell one to get on my shoulders, and the other one to spread and bend, they wont complain about getting it at the same time. see where im coming from guys?
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      09-01-2007, 11:30 PM   #24
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The OP of the incest story didn't say if it was his full blood sister or half sister or even step sister. I think technically you can boff your step sister as much as you want. Heck if my mom got divorced and married some dude with a hotass 22 year old and she wanted me, I'd be hard pressed (no pun intended) to say no.
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      09-01-2007, 11:50 PM   #25
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ahhhhhh!!!!!! IM NOT ALONE!!!! but even i wouldnt do a step sister. unless she really was banging! NO BLOOD LINES BABY!!!!!!!!
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      09-02-2007, 10:23 PM   #26
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If they are genetically related, I would suspect that is a strange family. Possibly abuse. If they are not genetically related, I could definetly see that hapening.

I am an only child, but I have never seen brothers and sisters get along well enough in their teens to even be on the same piece of furniture together, never mind being civil or affectionate to one another.

I am glad I was not Cathy Ireland's or Christie Brinkly's brother so that I never had to cross that bridge.
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      09-03-2007, 12:53 AM   #27
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yeah, wats up with that whole red neck thing btw?

here in trinidad, the biggest joke is on Syrian people. because they all have money, and are involved in drug trade. but my favorite is how (i swear) they all are related. they all fuck their cousins and get married to keep the money in the family. no sarcasm at all in that one!

so really, when im doing the 2 sisters, theres nothing wrong about it. its not like they will be touching eachother. they just are going to be getting it at the same time.
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      09-03-2007, 01:51 AM   #28
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In this world, and many previous, incest happens ALL THE F$#ING TIME. It's not isolated to rednecks or Syrians, every culture and race has it. The human mind and sexuality are just very twisting, and some have very different views. Does the term Odepus (sp?) ring any bells? Moms getting it funky with their sons, dads are always porking their little girls, brothers and sisters getting together isn't that unusual.

Today we may look at "pedophiles" as those who look at little girls under the age of 18. But it's for the survial of the species at one point that "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" Heck, when my mom had her 4th kid at 40, it was nearly miraculous, and that was in 1978. Now, it's not even unusual to START having kids at nearly that age, and it be perfectly healthy child due to the levels of medical care available. Go back 1 or 2 generations and a woman was a spinster at 21.
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Also,as far as DNA goes, we shares about 98.9% of same genetic makeup as any other human on the planet so having sex with anyone is fairly similar to having sex with an immediate family member. It's only when we start talking about familial or congenital diseases, conditions, syndromes, etc do we realize that by bearing offspring from incestious encounters we hamper our overall species survivability. There's a reason (beyond religious beliefs) that making babies with your immediate family is not a good idea. With that said however, it is and has been normal for millenia. It is not uncommon for siblings to experiment with one another and sometimes that progresses beyond simple experimentation. It seems to be more taboo today than in past cultures/civilizations because of the uber paranoia, political correctness and lack of religious tolerance that is preached by so many. It is only your perception that is unusual, not the act itself.
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Also,as far as DNA goes, we shares about 98.9% of same genetic makeup as any other human on the planet so having sex with anyone is fairly similar to having sex with an immediate family member. It's only when we start talking about familial or congenital diseases, conditions, syndromes, etc do we realize that by bearing offspring from incestious encounters we hamper our overall species survivability. There's a reason (beyond religious beliefs) that making babies with your immediate family is not a good idea. With that said however, it is and has been normal for millenia. It is not uncommon for siblings to experiment with one another and sometimes that progresses beyond simple experimentation. It seems to be more taboo today than in past cultures/civilizations because of the uber paranoia, political correctness and lack of religious tolerance that is preached by so many. It is only your perception that is unusual, not the act itself.
So... did you nail your sister?
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So... did you nail your sister?
lol no, not my type... but it would definitely be a good rationale if I had.
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Stuff like this happens a lot more often then people think...very disturbing $hit!!!!!!
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ohh get the fuck out of here guys. you know, if you had 2 hot twin sisters (not related to you) and wanted to fuck you, you wouldnt hesistate! and im SURE as FUCK! you would enjoy watching them kiss, suck, and frolic with eachother. lets cut the bullshit, your all disgusting, dirty perverts! and so am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so dont hate, appriciate. maybe some lucky man out there is gonna have the lovely pleasure of a 3some!!! shit, i def. wouldnt mind about 2 sisters going at it if im getting some too!

(infact, i am facing such an experience very very soon, if all goes well!!)

there. i said what all of you were saying in the back of your minds. disagree on this forum, but in your heart, and between/ontop of your testicles, you know damn well u agree with me!


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Incest!!! That's why I love the western culture!!!
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incest is for sick fcks. what the hell is wrong with these people. theres other fish in the sea. all hell is going to break loose. errr seems like is already starting to.
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who is this PSYCHO!!!


read my posts. i am strongly against family members fucking. but, i dont see anything wrong if i am having sex with two sisters at the same time. i mean, its not like they are touching eachother. im just having 2 cakes, and eating them both at the same time too.

i would never shag my sister. no fucking way! thats disgusting and i love my sister as my sister. i would never even think about it.

and as for calling me a Psycho.... i prefer: Sex fiend. thanks!
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