[MoreCowbell]

Heard a small piece of an interview with Yankee Andy Pettitte this morning. When asked what the chances are he would return next year instead of retiring, he said(not verbatim):

"There is no way I can answer that without praying about it first"...

Well then.

This is foreign to me. What's the rational behind this...I mean, what exactly happens in his head...is it something like this???

Ring Ring...

"Hello. You've reached the Pettittes. We are not home not right now, but we pray that we will have the devine guidance and strength to call you back just as soon as we return. Please leave a message without blaspheming and sans cuss words. God bless you...beep"

"Hey Andy. God here. Just wanted to follow up with you RE your prayers. First off, stop worrying about this mistress thing, I told you, its cool, we all do it. You think that Adam only laid pipe in Eve? F that yo. If you want to really impress me, go see Travis Henry, now there is a man who knows how to spread his seed. More importantly, re your contract, I need some time on that. I need to deal with the Sentator who been visiting the glory hole, OJ's guilty conscience and Arod's contract before I can focus on it. Ill get to you though dawg, I promise. Oh yeah, before I run. Tell Mike Mussina that if Joe gives him another chance(we all deserve one) that he should refer to Leviticus 10:8 and say 14 hail Mary's before taking the mound. That'll help with him leaving his cutter out over the plate. Ok man. Gotta run. Peace out yo. " Click.

[BigO1120]

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