[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by ddk632

We will need video evidence of this.

You are one sick perverted motherfucker

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nate4641

Could you do a diagram of this? I have a hard time picturing how this works.

Please review. Abraham Lincoln approved.

[miiipilot]

Originally Posted by BoostedRide

13 year old tabby cat.

13 is getting old. Could be some dementia setting in. Head to the vet.

My gf thinks she does this b/c she is pissed at her. She has gotten a lot less attention ever since she got a dog. The cat just sits in 1 spot in the bedroom almost all day. If you want attention, come get it you stupid animal. I'm very allergic to cats so F playing with it.

Cat could be upset. With a dog or another animal around, the cat's territory is being threatened. This could be just a simple case of marking.


But DEF clean that area or the marking will continue.

GL

[mccannable]

Originally Posted by deadmn1337

WTF is your car doing inside peeing on your rug??

I'll ask him when I get home.

[JasonCSU]

Originally Posted by miiipilot

Cat could be upset. With a dog or another animal around, the cat's territory is being threatened. This could be just a simple case of marking.


But DEF clean that area or the marking will continue.

GL

Once the area has been cleaned, it may not be a bad idea to put down a bowl of food or water in that spot for the cat. The cat won't want to pee near a food/water source.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Once the area has been cleaned, it may not be a bad idea to put down a bowl of food or water in that spot for the cat. The cat won't want to pee near a food/water source.

In all seriousness though, this doesn't solve the problem. Real life situation; Girlfriend moved to new house back in MI, brought the two cats and 3 dogs (don't ask). Cat started shitting and pissing on the couch and corners in the basement. Litter boxes were perfectly fine. Moved food bowl, cat no longer pissed / shat there, it just went to a different corner to take a shat.

Not sure if it was from the move or what, but it was a recurring problem.

I started taking shats in the same corners, must have thought it was another cat because it started using the litter box. Don't tell my girlfriends mom though, she just thought her cat was eating more than usual.

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

You are one sick perverted motherfucker

Really? All I asked for is video proof that his cat can flush a toilet.

[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by ddk632

Really? All I asked for is video proof that his cat can flush a toilet.

it was a joke, you wanted to see a cat defecating, I was implying a bizarre sexual fetish

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

it was a joke, you wanted to see a cat defecating, I was implying a bizarre sexual fetish

Comprende.

Now can we get to the real business at hand? Where is the video of this cat? Any clip of Jinx from "Meet the Fockers" or "Meet the Parents" doesn't count.

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please review. Abraham Lincoln approved.

This is not an accurate representation. The cat is clearly not flushing the toilet. Abraham Lincoln failed us here, though it is a small failure when compared to his overall contributions to this country.

[whats77inaname]

Originally Posted by Billup

I started taking shats in the same corners, must have thought it was another cat because it started using the litter box. Don't tell my girlfriends mom though, she just thought her cat was eating more than usual.

Laughed so hard I almost cried *lol*

[TheDeliverator]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please review. Abraham Lincoln approved.

Greatest post in bimmerpost history

[Devious21]

Originally Posted by TheDeliverator

Greatest post in bimmerpost history

I give it a 6.8. We've come to expect more from Billup. We hold him to a higher standard.

[TheDeliverator]

Originally Posted by Devious21

I give it a 6.8. We've come to expect more from Billup. We hold him to a higher standard.

Noted: I don't hang out in the OT forum enough

[Devious21]

Originally Posted by TheDeliverator

Noted: I don't hang out in the OT forum enough

He is truly one of the great artists of our time. The Michelangelo of MS Paint.

[ShopVac]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Damn, sounds like the cat may need to see a psychologist.

Yeah...had the same issue as the OP, and my wife took it to the vet to get it looked at. Cat was listed as being "depressed", and added $80.00 worth of shit meds to get over it's issue (along with the standard vet bill). Didn't work.

OP...do what I did, banish the cat to the garage. Not only did the cat destroy the carpet (which I had to take out after a couple months) but it ended up soaking through the hardwood floor. Once the cat has it's spot to go...you're not going to fix it.



18 years I've been waiting for this stupid thing to just die.