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      09-14-2016, 02:30 PM   #1
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      09-14-2016, 02:31 PM   #2
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      09-14-2016, 02:32 PM   #3
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      09-14-2016, 02:32 PM   #4
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      09-14-2016, 02:35 PM   #5
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      09-14-2016, 02:35 PM   #6
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      09-14-2016, 02:37 PM   #7
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      09-14-2016, 02:39 PM   #8
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      09-14-2016, 03:51 PM   #9
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      09-14-2016, 05:53 PM   #10
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Amputations. Again. Have you been talking to Biorin shoei and bimmette ?
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      09-14-2016, 05:55 PM   #11
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Amputations. Again. Have you been talking to Biorin shoei and bimmette ?
Amputations are all the rage these days.
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      09-14-2016, 05:57 PM   #12
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If you can't beat them, join them. Do you have an instrument of choice you'd like to recommend?
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      09-14-2016, 06:07 PM   #13
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For you, start from the basics...

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      09-14-2016, 06:11 PM   #14
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You guys already hit the guy in the Help Me my GF, blah, blah, blah thread!!

Amirite?!!?!
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Reminds me of that climber who got trapped and had to amputate his arm with a swiss army knife.
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      09-14-2016, 06:47 PM   #16
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