What's your best pickup line at a club?

Year's_End · 06-15-2009, 12:03 AM

never used pickup lines unless i was joking or not caring enough to try.

just say what's up and start talking.

armenh · 06-15-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Louie A

Do you believe in love at first sight?....
Or should I come back in a few seconds?

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Originally Posted by Vudoo4u2

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

PYSpeed.com · 06-15-2009, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by choicez

"I'll show you my Pokemon if you let me Pikachu."

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Originally Posted by Androo000

Tickle my pickle for a nickle?

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Originally Posted by m3manila

Is your dad a terrorist? coz you're the bomb!

Are you're feet tired? Coz you've been running in my mind all day.

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Originally Posted by Vudoo4u2

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

I Love this Thread, should be sticky.....

synclastica_86 · 06-16-2009, 03:29 AM

I want to take your derivative, so I can lay tangent to your curves.

radix · 06-16-2009, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

I want to take your derivative, so I can lay tangent to your curves.

You want to know what differentiates you from every one else? You could be integral to my happiness.

Your slopes make me rise, but I'll never run.

Your happiness varies inversely with the sum of my money.

Show me your pi, and I'll give you the big O(n).

Did you know that the fibonacci sequence can be used to describe the mating patterns of rabbits? I wonder if the same can be said for humans? Perhaps you could help my test my hypothesis.

Up until now you were sqrt(-1), but now your the only abs(pow(sqrt(-1), 2)) for me.

What's your rate? If you have the time, I'm willing to go the distance.

I could probably think of more... but I'll spare you all. These are bad enough.

radix · 06-16-2009, 04:56 AM

This one comes from my girlfriend:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

Comet · 06-16-2009, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

There's nothing that you say that'll guarantee that you'll score, but here are what'll guarantee that it's you and your hand tonight:

What's ur character in WOW? I'm a lvl 90 elf master.
I'm a lvl 24 dungeon master, wanna game?

dude.. run me through ulduar... at level 90 you should have no problems...
you must be a GM. give me phat lootz

boymonkey · 06-16-2009, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

This one comes from my girlfriend:

If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

Wow, it's like an offer they can't refuse!

radix · 06-16-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by boymonkey

Wow, it's like an offer they can't refuse!

Self-referential paradoxes FTW! This sentence is not true.

Mark M · 06-23-2009, 03:27 PM

- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock!!!!!

- From across the bar, using your finger, motion for a girl to come over to you. If she does you comment "See, I can make you cum with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my other body parts."

- I bet your sister gives better head than you do.

- Are you looking for a meaningful overnight relationship too?

InsaneSkippy · 06-23-2009, 04:50 PM

"So....do you touch my penis now, or do we wait until we're somewhere private?"

bigaltech · 06-23-2009, 05:14 PM

Hey, Nice t!ts

MrAdams · 06-23-2009, 05:44 PM

"we could do this the easy way... or you can take this drink once it stops fizzing"

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radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	This one comes from my girlfriend: If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
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Mark M Major 244 Rep 1,294 Posts Drives: E30M3 E83X3 E90335D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lancaster, PA iTrader: (0)	- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock!!!!! - From across the bar, using your finger, motion for a girl to come over to you. If she does you comment "See, I can make you cum with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my other body parts." - I bet your sister gives better head than you do. - Are you looking for a meaningful overnight relationship too?
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