[Tondtar]

Two buddies, Bob and Phil, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly
Bob throws up all over himself.. 'Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!'

Phil says, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and
tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars
for the dry cleaning bill.'

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Bob stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a hard time.
'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!'

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Bob says,
'Nowaitaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only
had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he hat one too
mennny and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he's was verrry sorry
an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!'

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, 'But this is Forty Bucks..'

'Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.'

[Yearofthe1]

Fuggin hilarious!

[Scorpion]

Lmao, good one.

[xJxDx0926]

Nice haha

[OlivaresAnthony]

ROFL

[PINeely]

HA