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      09-18-2019, 05:19 PM   #23233
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      09-18-2019, 06:01 PM   #23234
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      09-18-2019, 07:16 PM   #23236
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      09-18-2019, 09:02 PM   #23237
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I've always called it a twat knot....
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      09-19-2019, 11:09 AM   #23239
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      09-19-2019, 12:58 PM   #23240
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      09-19-2019, 01:17 PM   #23241
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      09-19-2019, 01:21 PM   #23242
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-19-2019, 01:53 PM   #23243
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      09-19-2019, 02:52 PM   #23244
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I call it stealth pooping.
THIS is why there are always little balls of TP on the bathroom floor
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      09-19-2019, 06:16 PM   #23245
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      09-20-2019, 06:07 AM   #23246
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Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?


A: A large pizza can feed a family of four!
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      09-20-2019, 08:32 AM   #23247
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      09-20-2019, 08:32 AM   #23248
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      09-20-2019, 10:22 AM   #23249
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      09-20-2019, 08:41 PM   #23251
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      09-20-2019, 08:57 PM   #23252
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Drummer has to break down and pack his set while the rest don't have to do shit but walk off the stage.

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