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      01-19-2015, 02:16 PM   #221
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Does whomever is making the recommendation we arm Syrian Rebels not know history? (Rhetorical maybe)
In layman's terms..., yes.


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Spanish proverb: You suffer because you want to suffer (sufres porque quieres).

Would you rather have a lisp or have a lazy eye?
Lisp

would you prefer to be a billionaire with no possible way of sexual satisfaction or a perv that gets model chicks nightly that has to live on 25k per year forever?
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would you prefer to be a billionaire with no possible way of sexual satisfaction or a perv that gets model chicks nightly that has to live on 25k per year forever?
A: billionaire with no possible way of sexual satisfaction.

Q: Would you prefer season ticket to your favorite sports team? or 1 year annual pass to Laguna Seca/Austin Circuit with trip paid for?
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A: billionaire with no possible way of sexual satisfaction.

Q: Would you prefer season ticket to your favorite sports team? or 1 year annual pass to Laguna Seca/Austin Circuit with trip paid for?
Man, I am hopelessly addicted to vag... $25K a year isn't that bad. I don't know how you'd do it

I love cars and all, but it's hard to say no to watching the Steelers.

Would you rather be a genius and live among complete dumbasses, or be the town idiot when everybody else is smart?
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Man, I am hopelessly addicted to vag... $25K a year isn't that bad. I don't know how you'd do it

I love cars and all, but it's hard to say no to watching the Steelers.

Would you rather be a genius and live among complete dumbasses, or be the town idiot when everybody else is smart?
I already am the first option, so im going to go with genius among idiots.

Become a super hot futa girl and fuck women or become a super hot girl and fuck men?
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option A.


bacon in the morning, or more bacon in the morning?
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      01-19-2015, 08:20 PM   #228
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More bacon, of course! Pile it on!

Speaking of bacon and combining the last question... Would you rather live in a world with plenty of bacon, but you'd have to risk death to get it, or somewhere where all the pigs are somehow wiped out (Jihadists? I dunno), and there isn't even turkey bacon anywhere in the world, but you're a multi-billionaire with babes galore and living your dream lifestyle?

(I'd take the first option, but anybody that does take the 2nd one is a twisted sick bastard )
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More bacon, of course! Pile it on!

Speaking of bacon and combining the last question... Would you rather live in a world with plenty of bacon, but you'd have to risk death to get it, or somewhere where all the pigs are somehow wiped out (Jihadists? I dunno), and there isn't even turkey bacon anywhere in the world, but you're a multi-billionaire with babes galore and living your dream lifestyle?

(I'd take the first option, but anybody that does take the 2nd one is a twisted sick bastard )
A: Where all the pigs are somehow wiped out , and there isn't even turkey bacon anywhere in the world, but you're a multi-billionaire with babes galore and living your dream lifestyle.

I do like bacon, but I rarely eat it. My honest answer is that I don't go crazy over it. Therefore I will pick multi-billion.


Q: Would you rather work at
Medical waste disposal facility as a hands on disposal sorter?
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Be a high value target contractor/hitman?

Both job pays same, but have a different risks. Just remember real life high value target hitman has huge risks.
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Q: Would you rather work at
Medical waste disposal facility as a hands on disposal sorter?
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Be a high value target contractor/hitman?

Both job pays same, but have a different risks. Just remember real life high value target hitman has huge risks.
I was just kidding about the whole twisted bastard thing... I'm on a diet and that thing is too overly marbled, so I'm taking a break from it until the scale tips below 200lbs again.

I'd take the hitman position; I'm already good at sharpshooting, infiltration, stealthing into buildings or past people, and tracking people down... That's why I'm nefarious, bitches ;-)

Would you rather be pegged (get fucked by a chick's strap-on) by a famous supermodel or porn star and have the tape leaked out onto the internet, or take it from by a gay guy, but both parties are sworn to secrecy?
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A just because it involves a chick. Now stop asking variations of my old questions.


You have exactly one week to live. During that week you have a budget of $5,000 and a Leer to go anywhere you want. What do you do?
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A just because it involves a chick. Now stop asking variations of my old questions.


You have exactly one week to live. During that week you have a budget of $5,000 and a Leer to go anywhere you want. What do you do?
I would go to Brazil and Japan, two countries that I've always wanted to visit, meet with chickas and you know.

Would you prefer to suffer through the torment of owning a modern windows phone or the original 3g iphone?
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A just because it involves a chick. Now stop asking variations of my old questions.


You have exactly one week to live. During that week you have a budget of $5,000 and a Leer to go anywhere you want. What do you do?
I would go to Brazil and Japan, two countries that I've always wanted to visit, meet with chickas and you know.

Would you prefer to suffer through the torment of owning a modern windows phone or the original 3g iphone?
Modern Windows. The new version isn't bad at all.

A) your wife's confesses that she was born a man?

B) the woman you we're cheating on your wife with confesses shes a man?
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A. She's changed now (and before I met her?), and didn't ask to strap one on.

Am I just missing out in my boring part of Cali, or do these shows on TV reflect real-life drama? Real Housewives, The Good Wife, Empire, Betty La Fea.
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A. She's changed now (and before I met her?), and didn't ask to strap one on.

Am I just missing out in my boring part of Cali, or do these shows on TV reflect real-life drama? Real Housewives, The Good Wife, Empire, Betty La Fea.
Im from Long Island. Ive never seen a medium. So I would imagine that its made up.

Favorite TGUS presenter: Faust, Wood, or that third guy I hate?
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Don't care, those bloody gobshites aren't as cheeky as Clarkson, Hammond and May. But if I must choose... Foust.

OK, too lazy to come up with (read: Google) a new question. Which Top Gear UK host is your favorite?
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Don't care, those bloody gobshites aren't as cheeky as Clarkson, Hammond and May. But if I must choose... Foust.

OK, too lazy to come up with (read: Google) a new question. Which Top Gear UK host is your favorite?
I think everone will say J. Clarkson.

Lambo Gallardo or Huracan?
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I think everone will say J. Clarkson.

Lambo Gallardo or Huracan?
Huracan.

Gurkha or AM General JLTV?
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Huracan.

Gurkha or AM General JLTV?
AM General...it looks more armored?

whos your "go to" porn star?
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AM General...it looks more armored?

whos your "go to" porn star?
I don't have a go to individual, but anything with blondes 18-28.5 is typically the "go to". IRL also.


If you had to make up your own secret agent name, what would it be and why?
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I don't have a go to individual, but anything with blondes 18-28.5 is typically the "go to". IRL also.


If you had to make up your own secret agent name, what would it be and why?
When I was working with the Japan Ground Self Defence Force in my Recon days, my Call Sign was Shinobi 7. I think I would keep that as my Secret Agent Name...

I am thinking of reinvigorating my training by taking up a new discipline... Judo or Aikido?
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When I was working with the Japan Ground Self Defence Force in my Recon days, my Call Sign was Shinobi 7. I think I would keep that as my Secret Agent Name...

I am thinking of reinvigorating my training by taking up a new discipline... Judo or Aikido?
Judo... It teaches you how to strike the other person if needed, rather than purely being a defense method. My dad talked me into taking Aikido and thought it was kinda weak. Personally, I want to learn Krav Maga; that has elements of everything so that people will know my name is The LORD [solar plexus strike] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
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