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      01-09-2020, 01:55 PM   #24355
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Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
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DiCap? You COUGAR, you.


Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
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Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
Sounds like me and my lovely bride.
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DiCap? You COUGAR, you.
Actually, according to Ricky Gervais, Leonardo Dicaprio much prefers the company of young women. Apparently. Not that I'm saying anything about cmyx6go ...just that it wouldn't be a cougar that attracts him...


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Joekerr you missed this hanging curveball, sometimes trying to be too intellectual in your digs - SMH
We each have our own individual spheres in which we feel comfortable. You have yours, and I have the higher echelons of the english language that I'm comfortable in. To each their own!
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Why do all your posts leave me looking sideways and reading trying to understand WTF you're talking about?

I said my SO is LEO and I'm a cougar? What went over my head? Is it just me?
See my post. I'm adept at translating various members here. It all started with Lups.

He's using a play on LEO to be Leonardo Dicaprio. A man who is significantly younger than Monsieur Wede. I imagine, as such, he thinks anyone who is with Leo must be a cougar...somehow...haven't quite got that link straight in my head just yet...but I think so...
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Sounds like me and my lovely bride.
Oh...so when she told you to buy the Porsche, you looked at her sideways trying to figure out what she was saying? Or did that one compute just fine?

I'm pretty sure I know what my response would be if my wife told me to go buy a P-car.
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Actually, according to Ricky Gervais, Leonardo Dicaprio much prefers the company of young women. Apparently. Not that I'm saying anything about cmyx6go ...just that it wouldn't be a cougar that attracts him...
Ohhhh, OK! I got it now.
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See my post. I'm adept at translating various members here. It all started with Lups.

He's using a play on LEO to be Leonardo Dicaprio. A man who is significantly younger than Monsieur Wede. I imagine, as such, he thinks anyone who is with Leo must be a cougar...somehow...haven't quite got that link straight in my head just yet...but I think so...
I'll help translate this one. He's calling me an old lady
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When you floor it and spot a cop car - DOWNSHIFT This way they don't see your nose dive.....
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Your brake lights don't come on but your car still nose dives.....the cop has likely already seen you anyway.
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But nowhere near as bad as a hard brake.

Waiting on the women driver digs from my buddy Joekerr
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Yes, a downshift that uses engine braking to suddenly slow the car without brake lights to alert the driver behind the woman...while the individual behind the woman is distracted looking at the cop and doesn't notice a sudden slow down of the vehicle ahead....this sounds like a good plan....

Not that it isn't still the individuals fault if he rear ends her...but I like how you've come up with an inventive way of how women can make driving more challenging. Kudos!

Truth be told, I can pretty much twist anything to be a little jab, just to play in your mind a little more, for it is a wonderful place to play.

But I actually agree with you here...a downshift can be useful if driving stick, but it really doesn't scrub off a whole lot of speed, so only useful if you are slightly in excess of the grace zone.

If you are really speeding, throw out the anchor and hope that the cop wasn't doing radar and doesn't have a reading. Or assumes you are really quite sorry and will be a model citizen from now on and doesn't invite you to a little roadside conversation about bad habits acquired and the consequences of such.
My young Padawans, don't you have Anti-Dive/Anti-Squat suspension geometry? Indeed you BMW owners do. The dynamic mass transfer is absorbed and the energy used to keep the vehicle level. You may be heading to the dashboard until you automatic tensioners do their job but your nose is not heading towards the ground. Disclaimer: If your maintenance is up to nick and you keep your ride to BMW specs.

Failing that, kill the ICE and switch to electric to go by in stealth mode. #i8Life
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I'm well, thank you! Glad to be back to a normal schedule. With the holidays, I've been so confused not knowing what day it was every morning for the past two weeks. You?
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I'll help translate this one. He's calling me an old lady
And how does that make you feel? And more importantly, what are you going to do about it?
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Failing that, kill the ICE and switch to electric to go by in latte sipping, man bun wearing, hipster stylez. #i8Life
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I'm well, thank you! Glad to be back to a normal schedule. With the holidays, I've been so confused not knowing what day it was every morning for the past two weeks. You?
I'm well! My daughter was in SoCal for 3 weeks and I missed here greatly. She's back now and just started the semester for law school.

Business is GREAT. A 1.5 year project is finally nearing closure and it may be much more profitable than the projections lead us to believe. As you well know, it's usually the other way around!!!

I fully understand the holiday morning confusion!! When I was in school, just figured each day had the same name: HoliDAY. The details didn't matter!!

I'm glad all is well, milady!!
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COUGAR is secure, mature, and sexy. Way to look a gift horse in the mouth






no, I did not call you a horse.
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