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      02-23-2020, 12:34 PM   #24927
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      02-23-2020, 05:00 PM   #24929
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My wife is quasi vegetarian, she made these things one time.....they were ok I guess but they sure as shit aint chicken wings.
Yeah, chicken wings don't make you fart like a Clydesdale for 8 hours straight.
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My wife is quasi vegetarian, she made these things one time.....they were ok I guess but they sure as shit aint chicken wings.
i was vegetarian because I was brought up by parents who were vegetarian.
Im making up for what ive missed in the last few years since marriage though.
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      02-23-2020, 09:51 PM   #24932
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i was vegetarian because I was brought up by parents who were vegetarian.
Im making up for what ive missed in the last few years since marriage though.
Eating lots of fish taco? Or bearded clam?
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      02-24-2020, 10:06 AM   #24936
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      02-24-2020, 02:59 PM   #24937
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You forgot the United aircraft marketing message: Drag than MF off here now!!
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You forgot the United aircraft marketing message: Drag than MF off here now!!
You guy's probably aren't familiar with Canada's national airline that is subsidized heavily by the federal government....

Air Canada - We're not happy until you're not happy!
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i was vegetarian because I was brought up by parents who were vegetarian.
Im making up for what ive missed in the last few years since marriage though.
Eating lots of fish taco? Or bearded clam?
wifes polish so breaded pork pork chops pork loin pork ribs pork sausages pork ham pork shoulder... you get the drift.....guess have to eat whatever mom cooks or whatever wife cooks.
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