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      04-28-2020, 11:44 AM   #26181
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I did not see that coming. Apparently neither did he.
Neither did I....I about spit my water out while reading it.
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Haha... That reminds me of how much fun we use to have zapping people with a condenser.

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Haha... That reminds me of how much fun we use to have zapping people with a condenser.

Same....Small capacitor with the wires taped down the side with ends exposed.....toss it to the next guy that walked into the shop.

It's been years. Had it done to me many times as well!
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And you needed this (or a match book cover) to adjust those.
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Ignition points. Dammit, it seems I'm in a high risk group.
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And you needed this (or a match book cover) to adjust those.
And it was usually easier to pull the entire distributor shaft to work on them.

(At least on Fords).
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And it was usually easier to pull the entire distributor shaft to work on them.

(At least on Fords).
At least the distributor on a Ford is at the front of the block....GM was a pain to work on.
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I had a couple of cars back in the day that had Mallory dual points ignitions. Those were a PITA.
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MmHmm.....check 'em point?

Always reminds me of Sling Blade.
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I had a couple of cars back in the day that had Mallory dual points ignitions. Those were a PITA.
In the late 80's, I built an optical set of points - used a one piece optical source/detector and built the chopper disk from the end piece of a roll of solder. I had a 1000cc Suzuki SJ410 (smaller engine version of the Jimmy I think they sold here) idling smoothly at 600 RPM.
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