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      10-22-2015, 11:13 AM   #243
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Meh, I've said this often but nothing is as pathetic than us blondes hitting 40. We just don't have the personalities to back us up when the look go.
You blondes get such an unfair advantage until then, though. You can be a complete butterface so long as you've got that shiny gold hair.
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I looked it up, and apparently it's repeating applications of rubbing bleach into your asshole. Doesn't sound great for you...
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      10-22-2015, 11:16 AM   #246
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You blondes get such an unfair advantage until then, though. You can be a complete butterface so long as you've got that shiny gold hair.
True, but I haven't heard a new (for me at least) pick up line since I was 14.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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so just saw this thread and it's moving along nicely. i only have one damn question... C5driver is a girl?! :shock:

edit: there is no shock smiley on this forum. i will leave the bbcode anyway.
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On a smith machine or rack?
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OkCupid actually has a data analysis blog for all the online dating info they've collected. Black women get the least replies of any group
That's a shame, I love me a beautiful black girl. MmmmmHmmmm. Jungle fever.
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On a smith machine or rack?
Rack but very rarely. I mostly do free weights.
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so just saw this thread and it's moving along nicely. i only have one damn question... C5driver is a girl?! :shock:

edit: there is no shock smiley on this forum. i will leave the bbcode anyway.
Who's into cool cars
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That's a shame, I love me a beautiful black girl. MmmmmHmmmm. Jungle fever.
Good sign for you... easy pickings, apparently.
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You blondes get such an unfair advantage until then, though. You can be a complete butterface so long as you've got that shiny gold hair.
Not entirely true, there are MANY blondes I would not bang, and for me to say that is pretty crazy, because I love to bang and I love blondes.
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And flashlights apparently... lots and lots of flashlights.
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i wonder if i'm secretly sexist because i thought you were a gay guy this entire time.
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So c5driver, do you require finger banging or JERKing off?
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Good sign for you... easy pickings, apparently.
Exactly. Now I just say "Hey, I got about 5 of you lined up, I'll have the dinner buffet ready for our date at 5pm, wear your best dress and your sexiest panties for the cat walk off before the bedroom competition."
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So c5driver, do you require finger banging or JERKing off?
The proper term for a woman is; Jilling off
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i wonder if i'm secretly sexist because i thought you were a gay guy this entire time.
I get that a lot
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      10-22-2015, 11:27 AM   #262
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So c5driver, do you require finger banging or JERKing off?
Ask Caitlin or your boyfriend...
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Ask Caitlin or your boyfriend...
So JERKing off I see.
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