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One night we were playing poker and smoking cigars in grad school...it was an all night game and the TV was running on the background when the Shopping Network came on selling some rings or some such. The model had horrible hands...almost like a witch. I'm not joking. As I had consumed a couple of gin and tonics, I took it upon myself to call the 800 number and inform them that they were ruining their sales with her horrible hands and to at least put lotion on them if she was going to stay on the air. They took her off. We laughed the rest of the night about it!!
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Still doen't clarify, but assuming 16,000 pounds of plankton a day produces more than a cubic seahorse. Cubic seahorse? Is that a unit of measure? |
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Please... Been done multiple times. Is there a female version, maybe with breasts hanging out? Just sayin'
Edit: And while that is not high quality drawing by any means I have even less skill. If we have any budding artists who want to give it a shot...
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