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      06-30-2020, 05:28 PM   #27369
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Thought about putting it in the you know you're old thread.. And yep!
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July 2020 Announcement - Flying Snakes

We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

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We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced to with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

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NOW I UNDERSTAND!! Mask on at all times now!
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We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced to with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

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That's just a filler episode.
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This is called being an asshole, douchebag, and every other bad name you can think of.
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And speaking of strippers, here is a stripper telling the judge to kiss her ass.

Actually, this stripper, charged with exposing her privates to a police officer, bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods (1983).

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LMAO me too! I remember when I was young and went to Vegas for a tradeshow with a coworker who was a little on the introverted side and married his high school sweet heart right out of high school and had kids immediately. Great guy - just never "Saw the world".

Anyway - me and a coworker (who is also a douchebag like me) got a few drinks in him and talked him into going to a strip club. He had never been. We went and didn't explain ANY of the rules to him. He sat with his legs open, he made eye contact and smiled at everyone, so the girls mobbed him. While he was getting a "lap dance" (the ones at the table, we knew he was not ready for a back room dance) we'd slip our dance tickets over to his table so he had a nice pile. He kept saying "Holy shit - why do they keep zeroing in on me and leaving you guys alone!" We'd just shrug and laugh to ourselves. His face was red the entire time we were there.

The next morning while we were down stairs early waiting for our cab to the airport, he admits that morning when he woke up he noticed his pants had glitter all over them and smelled like strippers. Since his wife was old fashioned and does all the laundry - he just threw his entire outfit in the trash.

My god we cried. To this day we still give him shit about that.
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