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      01-13-2021, 12:33 PM   #29789
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An old couple reminiscing of their younger days decide they'd visit all the places they did it. They go to the beach, the park, the zoo and many others and finally they reach the house of their old neighbors. The house has been sold to a young man and the old man tells him what they are doing and he is more than happy to let them into his backyard. The old couple reminisces while the young man hides and listens in on them.

OM: I can just remember it like it was yesterday, it's great we decided to visit all the places. It was 30 years ago wasn't it?

OW: Honey, all these memories have tingled me, why not we do it here now.

OM: I am up for it.

And they proceed to start making love and the OW grabs the fence and the OM starts jerking like the devil has possessed him. They go about it for 15 mins and finally fall down to the ground. The young man comes out

YM: Wow, you guys have definitely not lost to age. What's your secret? Even I can't perform so well, I can't imagine what you did 30 years ago.

OM: 30 years ago the fence wasn't electrified.
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I'm surprise that there is not a North Dildo!
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I'm surprise that there is not a North Dildo!
You missed these famous towns in South East PA (Amish Country). This is a real intersection about 20 miles from me:
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