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      09-17-2021, 07:35 PM   #34057
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Toilet humor.



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      09-17-2021, 08:01 PM   #34058
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Toilet humor.



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Lourdes at the Met Gala !!!
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Lourdes at the Met Gala !!!
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Lourdes at the Met Gala !!!
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Hahahah. Ghastly look. Lol.
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Back in the late 60s when Datsun was trying hard to make inroads into the US they got the bright idea that they needed more US friendly fastener sizes so US mechanics didnt need a metric tool set to work on their cars. Rather than change all the fasteners they simply left the threads metric and changed the heads to SAE. Fast forward 40 or 50 years and of course people have lost fasteners n the course of doing repairs and simply replaced them with regular old metric from the hardware store, thus creating a metric/SAE nightmare. My 69 Datsun Roadster required a complete set of SAE and a complete set of metric to do any sort of work on it.
Growing up in Australia, I learnt metric from a young age. Then I started my career in aviation and had learn imperial. Now I've got a garage full of both metric and imperial tools.
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I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Just a little?
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Lourdes at the Met Gala !!!
She's just looking for attention and apparently its working for her. She has a great teacher.
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Lourdes at the Met Gala !!!
She's just looking for attention and apparently its working for her. She has a great teacher.
Definitely 💯
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      09-18-2021, 05:15 AM   #34068
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      09-18-2021, 05:49 AM   #34069
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An MLB scout should sign her up.


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An MLB scout should sign her up.


That reminds me of a couple of guys I used to drink with.
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That reminds me of a couple of guys I used to drink with.
Me too. A buddy of mine once went head over heals down a flight of stairs and didn't spill a drop of his beer.
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Warning should include "and in extreme cases, pregnancy."
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That reminds me of a couple of guys I used to drink with.
Did they look good in bikinis too?
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On the topic of irony...



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I get to see something similar at the hospital.
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