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      11-23-2021, 11:25 AM   #35509
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F - me.... let me keep going past page 11 and find one.

Edit: This is on page 4, does it count?
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F - me.... let me keep going past page 11 and find one.

Edit: This is on page 4, does it count?
I don't think this counts as a bald joke.... But I like the effort you're putting in. You should create a "best of LOL".
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      11-23-2021, 11:40 AM   #35513
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F - me.... let me keep going past page 11 and find one.

Edit: This is on page 4, does it count?
For some reason, that blackboard looks familiar
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I don't think this counts as a bald joke.... But I like the effort you're putting in. You should create a "best of LOL".
page 16 is phenomenal...

lots of handicapped jokes there. I won't repost them, because I fully expect they'll get me in trouble. Som Ting Wong... I'm still laughing.

Page 22 has the first certified bald attack joke:


and to keep things on the most recent emotional reaction topic:
this was posted first on page 23. I'm not sure Dave was ready to address it then


and UglyBuzzard had a haymaker: https://www.1addicts.com/forums/show...&postcount=515

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I heard that guys get bald from doing U-turns under the covers.
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How did I get brought into this??? I'm bald by choice....mother nature's choice, but still.....

I've also explained on here how my bald spots and scars occurred. Let's call it friction.
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Used "companion doll" for sale. You cannot make this shit up. The seller John Thomas says it was only used for a movie prop.....RIGHT. I'm thinking that if you're in the market for one of these you'd want to buy new. I love the internet.
Can confirm Doll Forum would be interested. Shall I go back there and try to sell it?

Would that be too offensive in 2021?
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JFC. I'm not asking you to change your opinion, as ass-backwards as it is. I just want you, and others on this thread to stop making transphobic jokes. It's not funny to make fun of a vulnerable minority. If you can't see that, then you really are not very bright.
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It happens spontaneously when we haven't seen you for a while.
Girlfriend problems and work has been a shit storm. One more day of shutdown and 4 days off. Much needed I might add.

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They're on Amazon.ca for about $20. (or about $6 at Amazon.com)
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It happens spontaneously when we haven't seen you for a while.
Girlfriend problems and work has been a shit storm. One more day of shutdown and 4 days off. Much needed I might add.

Hope all is well sir.
What ever happened to that nasty troll you shared a cubical with?

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