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      12-09-2015, 01:14 PM   #3631
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With a strap on?
How else would I have sex with another girl?
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      12-09-2015, 01:21 PM   #3632
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Chels loved it when I'd put both my palms pressed against her neck and held her down as I railed her. Good times.
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      12-09-2015, 01:23 PM   #3633
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You pass on a lot. What DO you enjoy?
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      12-09-2015, 01:27 PM   #3634
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How else would I have sex with another girl?
Ummmm, with your penis???
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      12-09-2015, 01:29 PM   #3635
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Ummmm, with your penis???
I'm a female, doctor must have chopped mine off at birth?
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      12-09-2015, 01:30 PM   #3636
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I'm a female, doctor must have chopped mine off at birth?
Oh shit I had you confused with TheAxiom...
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      12-09-2015, 01:35 PM   #3637
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Oh shit I had you confused with TheAxiom...
Old axius got enough about us ladies harassing him constantly and now he's testing my gender change defense. It ain't going so well for him: In a week Mr Belgium has suggested billie's beaver is his new target, and C5 driver challenged him into a purse slap fight and yet biorin an I keep asking him for booty shots.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-09-2015, 01:37 PM   #3638
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Old axius got enough about us ladies harassing him constantly and now he's testing my gender change defense. It ain't going so well for him: In a week Mr Belgium has suggested billie's beaver is his new target, and C5 driver challenged him into a purse slap fight and yet biorin an I keep asking him for booty shots.
Oh good lord you guys are freaks!!!
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I'm a female, doctor must have chopped mine off at birth?
Anyways, your loss...
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Old axius got enough about us ladies harassing him constantly and now he's testing my gender change defense. It ain't going so well for him: In a week Mr Belgium has suggested billie's beaver is his new target, and C5 driver challenged him into a purse slap fight and yet biorin an I keep asking him for booty shots.
We're really in quite a whilwind around here. The sheer gravity of issues that are unraveled in OT are not only striking, but also very questionable.

We are a very rare breed.
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      12-09-2015, 01:39 PM   #3641
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Anyways, your loss...
Trust me, I'd give up bleeding for a week straight for the ability to piss anywhere I want in a heartbeat.
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      12-09-2015, 01:43 PM   #3642
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Oh good lord you guys are freaks!!!
No, I'm rebuilding my mildly battered image back to being the man everyone thought I was. A new chick comes to the forum so I'm the first to make dirty comments about her.


Now what I do find strange is that my hard work isn't paying off as planned.
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      12-09-2015, 02:02 PM   #3643
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You pass on a lot. What DO you enjoy?
New Years in NOLA
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      12-09-2015, 02:06 PM   #3644
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New Years in NOLA
I wonder if I would like New Years in NOLA....
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      12-09-2015, 02:35 PM   #3645
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      12-09-2015, 02:36 PM   #3646
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I wonder if I would like New Years in NOLA....
Try something new
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Try something new
That's what I've been telling you lately.
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That's what I've been telling you lately.
I've had someone put their hands around my neck, it freaked me out. Not into that.
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I've had someone put their hands around my neck, it freaked me out. Not into that.
But did you have a girl go to town on you with a strap-on?
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      12-09-2015, 02:41 PM   #3650
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I've had someone put their hands around my neck, it freaked me out. Not into that.
Didn't have to be that one specifically, I know your situation as to why you wouldn't.
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But did you have a girl go to town on you with a strap-on?
Strictly dickly. Real penis.
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