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      03-10-2022, 05:55 PM   #37467
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Funny but at same time not so funny.
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Just wiped my arse with some rubles.
Arse. There you go again!
Lemme see your passport!
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Just wiped my arse with some rubles.
Arse. There you go again!
Lemme see your passport!
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      03-10-2022, 06:41 PM   #37473
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      03-10-2022, 07:06 PM   #37474
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Just wiped my arse with some rubles.
Did it hurt? With the smallest paper note being 5 Rubles, it must either hurt or take a lot of skill to wipe with a coin!

The UK has a similar problem with their currency, with the smallest paper note being 5 Pounds and everything smaller is coins.

I know what you're thinking right now, about how gentlemen's clubs work in Russia or Great Britain?????
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Just wiped my arse with some rubles.
Did it hurt? With the smallest paper note being 5 Rubles, it must either hurt or take a lot of skill to wipe with a coin!

The UK has a similar problem with their currency, with the smallest paper note being 5 Pounds and everything smaller is coins.

I know what you're thinking right now, about how gentlemen's clubs work in Russia or Great Britain?????
You're giving us far too much credit.

We'd have to math. Do currency rates in our heads. Shit ain't happening, not on these forums
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In the zipper merge, drivers use both lanes of the highway until the point where one lane ends, and then take turns merging into the single lane – just like a zipper closing. The practice can help make multi-lane highway construction zones safer and help traffic move through a restricted area more efficiently.

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Lol I actually met three separate people with these names, one was a friend growing up. Another was a girl named Bich that worked for my sister’s shop, she barely spoke English when I first met her and my sister absolutely hated seeing me walk in cuz I kept asking stuff while saying her name like “how are you, B” or “what’s going on, B”
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[QUOTE=vreihen16;28674765]Did it hurt? With the smallest paper note being 5 Rubles, it must either hurt or take a lot of skill to wipe with a coin!

The UK has a similar problem with their currency, with the smallest paper note being 5 Pounds and everything smaller is coins.

*Tell me about it, the brit gov's obsession with constantly changing money notes is pathetic at best, absolutely no need for it.
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Could you tell me who the character on the left is, in what show or movie? He looks exactly the same as a Dutch character here on TV. Wonder if he based it on this guy.

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Could you tell me who the character on the left is, in what show or movie? He looks exactly the same as a Dutch character here on TV. Wonder if he based it on this guy.

Oh, and also:
It's Chris Farley from a Saturday Night Live skit. A very funny guy who lived in the fast lane and gone too soon at 33 years.

I don't know how well his humor translates to The Netherlands, but check him out on Saturday Night Live video clips on Youtube.
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