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      05-30-2022, 12:15 PM   #38655
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39 yr here, my son 16 showed me how to put music on a video for our family Instagram, added some graphics too 😮

I literally said amazing!, he just said it's all standard options on the app, nothing special

My parents mid 60's had the same look on their faces when I rebooted the WiFi router 🪄

All I did was unplug the unit, wait 20 seconds then voila it's working again
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      05-30-2022, 12:44 PM   #38656
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Yep ...
In similar fashion...

Daughter asks mom why she cuts the ends off the roast beef.

Mom replies, this is how your grandma used to make it, i leaned it from her.

Daughter asks grandma why she cut the ends off the roast beef.

Grandma replies, this is how your great grandma use to make it, I learned it from her.

Daughter asks great grandma why she cut the ends off.

Great grandma reples, i didn't have a pan big enough to fit the whole thing in.
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      05-31-2022, 12:40 AM   #38657
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In similar fashion...

Daughter asks mom why she cuts the ends off the roast beef.

Mom replies, this is how your grandma used to make it, i leaned it from her.

Daughter asks grandma why she cut the ends off the roast beef.

Grandma replies, this is how your great grandma use to make it, I learned it from her.

Daughter asks great grandma why she cut the ends off.

Great grandma reples, i didn't have a pan big enough to fit the whole thing in.
Good one...

This sounds like it belongs in the joke thread.
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      05-31-2022, 10:44 AM   #38659
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      05-31-2022, 10:56 AM   #38660
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Mona seen riding the Métro de Paris after escaping from the Louvre Museum.
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      05-31-2022, 11:35 AM   #38661
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Mona seen riding the Métro de Paris after escaping from the Louvre Museum.
Looks like she had her cake and ate it too!
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      05-31-2022, 05:23 PM   #38662
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      06-01-2022, 08:00 PM   #38666
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      06-01-2022, 08:29 PM   #38667
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When the state says that you need a spark filter on your trail bike.....






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Because he waited 2 months to open the package from eBay
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Hope this is not considered political?
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This could be the reason ...
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i can't believe people literally talk like this

i was watching some bmw guys youtube page and he said 'sheeeesh' every 5 minutes at a car show. had to turn it off.
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i can't believe people literally talk like this

i was watching some bmw guys youtube page and he said 'sheeeesh' every 5 minutes at a car show. had to turn it off.
Not sure why but I heard another YouTube video that claimed Gen Z says “sheeesh” a lot. Different generations get stuck on certain words.
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