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      07-13-2022, 07:40 PM   #38985
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      07-13-2022, 09:07 PM   #38987
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Sad but true.

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I can't look away from this.....Might be the bourbon talking.
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I can't look away from this.....Might be the bourbon talking.
Bourbon?!?!

Murf, is that you?
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      07-13-2022, 11:58 PM   #38990
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I can't look away from this.....Might be the bourbon talking.
There is not enough bourbon in the world to make me want to not look away from that.
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There is not enough bourbon in the world to make me want to not look away from that.
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      07-14-2022, 02:42 AM   #38992
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I didn't know Tea Ball had pitchers.
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I didn't know Tea Ball had pitchers.
Isn't that tea bagging?

Or do you mean tee ball?
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...and they think they look normal.
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Isn't that tea bagging?

Or do you mean tee ball?
I meant tee ball, but it's a homophone of tea and.......crap, I'm not going to explain my very witty and complex jokes with you at 1 am after, let's say, one scotch.

Really smart people get my jokes.
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I meant tee ball, but it's a homophone of tea and.......crap, I'm not going to explain my very witty and complex jokes with you at 1 am after, let's say, one scotch.

Really smart people get my jokes.
You've only had one scotch?

Honestly, not that witty.
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      07-14-2022, 04:32 AM   #38998
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Amazing pictures being delivered from the new James Webb telescope!!!
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Amazing pictures being delivered from the new James Webb telescope!!!
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Math

Although I am absolutely done with maths decades ago , I do have my strongest doubts that integration would give a four digits code.

Also, "P.S." is put after the signature which is missing there.

Back to "maths", the quality of presentation seems to equal the quality of the joke.
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      07-14-2022, 04:29 PM   #39005
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Although I am absolutely done with maths decades ago , I do have my strongest doubts that integration would give a four digits code.

Also, "P.S." is put after the signature which is missing there.

Back to "maths", the quality of presentation seems to equal the quality of the joke.
The integral is equal to roughly negative 3 -- not sure how that is going to work as a PIN for an ATM.
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