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I hate team sports almost as much as I hate team sports fans. Woman's dream right? Nope - every woman I dated up until my current GF loved sports. I see why it annoys women - they were probably 25% of a normal sports fan man and it still drove me nuts.

I love my current GF could not give 2 shits about sports.
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