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      09-09-2016, 01:47 PM   #23
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jpnh and zx10guy
Who the fuck is he and why would I bother with him? It's common knowledge my balls are bigger than any of yours, and Tonka can vouch on me having a dick too.

Edit: Oops... I for once fucked up. I got hightlighted and didn't bother to read too thoroughly, so sorry.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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this looks like the place where people go to get a free ban

fuck that shit
We are talking about piss, not shit. Get it straight.
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      09-09-2016, 01:49 PM   #25
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Who the fuck is he and why would I bother with him? It's common knowledge my balls are bigger than any of yours, and Tonka can vouch on me having a dick too.
Good to know...
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One page in and we are going into the piss talk. Not looking great.
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      09-09-2016, 01:52 PM   #27
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Good to know...
Most overused .gif of 2016 on bimmerpost...congrats toddy







































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      09-09-2016, 01:54 PM   #28
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Most overused .gif of 2016 on bimmerpost...congrats toddy
you washed up ho
Extra spaces removed... and I am not washed up! The year is young... I can beat something else to death worse before it ends.
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      09-09-2016, 01:59 PM   #29
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Good to know...
Hey he sent it to me!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-09-2016, 02:01 PM   #30
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Hey he sent it to me!
lupilicious so delicious
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      09-09-2016, 02:01 PM   #31
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Can double as a beer bong - recommend only buying new for this purpose.
hehehe, hehe, Beer DONG. lol
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hehehe, hehe, Beer DONG. lol
Lmao god dammit.
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      09-09-2016, 02:06 PM   #33
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I didn't change anything, except to correct one of the usernames.
See post two above. QED!
Correcting=changing....nyah nyah nyha nyha nyaaaa nyha.
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Well, nothing here in Bimmer post world is truly a void as the mods are watching everything and trickery such as baiting combatants into a forum ring will surely lead to more bannings.
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No no no... this is about debate (even if just mudslinging and fanboying) not that attack thing you did. This serves a useful public service. I am not baiting for battle - just redirecting certain debate topics to a centralized location where it can be spectated or avoided. Not trying to get anyone banned.
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lupilicious so delicious
48 year old men get all the fun!

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Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.
come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...
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Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.
come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...
That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else
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That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else
What else is there?
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That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else
What else is there?
We win at secretly knowing everything we win.
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Well then.... i guess you win.
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Well then.... i guess you win.
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Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.
come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...
That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else
Yes you do. Yes you do.
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Yes you do. Yes you do.
Doesn't it go.... yes dear. yes dear. ??
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I actually ordered one of these for Lups as secret Santa. But she moved before it could be delivered. lol

Now to the post I was supposed to answer instead of being mean to innocent people I don't know!

You might have been born with a hose but we both know I'm the one who makes an impression with the shower.

I miss the epic it crew here, I've been working way too much lately and enjoying my free time (working for my friends for free time) and my fucking family keeps screwing things up for me by demanding my time. Since now 3 people in my family reads bp daily, I have to keep more appropriate approach to this. I've been told.

"mom if you're mean to people, we'll be mean adults. If you don't buy a car, we'll keep reading this. I posted on the F8x forum once. Either Keep on enjoying your hidden corner or buy us a car!".
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