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      11-25-2009, 06:46 AM   #23
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I would suggest putting the ring on your johnson and then have her blow you! Surprise it's not a johnson ring but it's for you!!!!!!!!!!! You like!!!!!!!!!!
If you can fit a ring around your "johnson" I have some very bad news for you
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      11-25-2009, 08:08 AM   #24
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If you can fit a ring around your "johnson" I have some very bad news for you
your gf has really fat fingers?
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your gf has really fat fingers?
What?
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if the ring fits around your johnson, and it is the size of your gf's finger.. then you are dating on hell of a fatty.. or you have a thin peewee
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if the ring fits around your johnson, and it is the size of your gf's finger.. then you are dating on hell of a fatty.. or you have a thin peewee
I know....that's what I was saying in the first place
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      11-25-2009, 10:06 AM   #28
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I was being captain obvious
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buy a rolls royce phantom. and take her for a cruise..that should do the job. lol.
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      11-25-2009, 11:48 AM   #30
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whatever you do, do not get the ring. talk about sending the wrong message. get her a charm bracelet or necklace.

that is better
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      11-25-2009, 12:52 PM   #31
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this.
damn you!!!! I was so gonna post that!!!
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      11-25-2009, 01:01 PM   #32
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and sterling silver? really? Tiffany makes silver?
I believe they sell more silver than anything else. It's a piece of what they're known for and they have a huge business in it.
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      11-25-2009, 01:08 PM   #33
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You go on a car forum (dominated by guys), ask for romantic advice when you're not even proposing to the girl, want to go all out and you expect a serious answer?

Fail.
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J/k OP. Your idea seems too.....serious. Like the others have said, seems like a proposal rather than giving her a gift.
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I believe they sell more silver than anything else. It's a piece of what they're known for and they have a huge business in it.
wow
you learn something everyday!
I always thought diamonds was their main thing...
didn't think people bought silver anymore

white gold FTW
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Don't buy a ring. If you want to buy jewelry, I would buy some pearl earings. They are very classy and even very best sets (stay with Mikimoto) are pretty reasonable.

And then afterwards you can give her a pearl necklace
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make her dinner. and for desert go into the kitchen and come out naked with only whipped cream covering your dong and your nipples.
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whatever you do, do not get the ring. talk about sending the wrong message. get her a charm bracelet or necklace.

that is better
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what happened op?
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I have to agree with most of the previous post. This sounds way too much like an engagement. And trust me if she thinks its an engagement, either 1) Your going to freak her out cause she's only 19 and not ready for that step or 2) She's going to think its an engagement and get extremely stoked and then be completely crushed when you tell her its "just a ring".
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so OP are you married or broken up yet?
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yea im wondering what happened too... lol n what u did...
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I have to agree with most of the previous post. This sounds way too much like an engagement. And trust me if she thinks its an engagement, either 1) Your going to freak her out cause she's only 19 and not ready for that step or 2) She's going to think its an engagement and get extremely stoked and then be completely crushed when you tell her its "just a ring".


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so OP are you married or broken up yet?
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yea im wondering what happened too... lol n what u did...
I think he is fine, he did the smart thing, and kept to the dick in a box...all is well/
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or he is dead and that's why he isn't posting anymore?
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