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| 07-04-2010, 09:52 AM | #28 | |
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Anyway to the topic at hand : Girls looking for a replacement daddy. I will do things for you, I will buy things for you, I will generally try to make you happy but will not allow myself to be used for a door mat either. In turn you will also need to contribute at some level or I'll lose interest fast. It's a tough, cold world out there sometimes. Money is hard to come by, time is fleeting at best, and I'll be dammed if I work my ass off for years just to hand all of it over to you. Then you make an "emotional" decision and change your mind and end up with someone else and I end up poor, lonely, used, and looking like an utter fool for even spending a dime on you. Girls who are financially irresponsible. Goes in hand with number one really. Daddy bought you everything, daddy paid for school, daddy gave you an allowance throughout and also bought you a nice car so you were "safe". He also paid your cell phone bill after they turned it off because you didn't open a statement for 3 months. Daddy also gives you money every month so you can live in a nicer area than you can afford, also under the guise of keeping you "safe". Then, amazingly, you turn around and look down on people who have less than you or don't have a degree or something for "not working hard enough." Somehow going out 4 nights a week and running up large bar tabs is still in the budget, cause you still need to have a social life right? Where else are you going to find a man who will pay for everything for you? I don't care how hot you are, if you come from this world our relationship is not going to last very long. I wasn't always the best with money either. I had to learn some hard lessons to get where I am now. At one point in my life I was so poor all I had laying around to eat was pork rinds and diet coke for THREE DAYS, my stomach was so sour I was sure I had an ulcer afterward. To this day I will never eat or drink that stuff. I'm sure many here have had it rougher than that since I never lost the roof over my head. I'm not saying she needs to have a huge sob story, but a little life experience would be nice. I know it's cliche, but she does need to have a personality and some intelligence. I'm not looking for credentials, masters degrees etc... but she should be able to read a book every once in awhile and talk about it. Even if it's one of those shitty twilight books. Also girls who are looking for a ridiculously expensive engagement ring. Yes I have money for a ring for you yes I will/have sacrificed a lot to get it. No, it will not be so big that I sacrificed half of my salary for the year, or big enough that it could be sold for a down-payment on a house, or used to start a college fund for our children. Are you mad? How about I buy you a thirty thousand dollar ring after thirty years of marriage? When our kids are grown up and through school. Lost interest yet? Good, you're not the girl for me then 8) Other than the replacement daddy, ring requirements, and some degree of intelligence stuff I'm really not that picky. Or are those things making me picky? What the hell do I know? I'm in my 30's and my longest relationship lasted just under two years. It's hard to still remain an optimist after 16 years of failed relationships. I guess I'll try to take the positive viewpoint that I've spent that amount of time finding out what I don't want 8) -BMW2006 |
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| 07-04-2010, 12:04 PM | #29 |
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1. laziness 2. lack of responsibility 3. lack of accountability 4. being overly ignorant 5. being conceited
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| 07-04-2010, 12:27 PM | #30 |
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when i was in my 20s my list included:
1. doesn't smoke 2. doesn't have a fat mom 3. has straight teeth 4. doesn't have big ears 5. cooch doesn't smell 6. pays for her own shit 7. has a job 8. likes some sports 9. likes to go out 10. doesn't have kids 11. good sense of humor 12. doesn't complain about everything 13. has an opinion but is open minded 14. has style 15. lady on the street but a freak in the sheets but now that i'm in my 30s my list has dwindled to: 1. cooch doesn't smell |
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| 07-04-2010, 01:28 PM | #31 | |
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| 07-04-2010, 02:10 PM | #34 |
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Chicks: fat or don't care if the get fat...broads that talk too much...broads that don't contribute like they say they don't cook or clean or some shiz...also they have to dress semi-sexy or i lose interest
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| 07-04-2010, 03:46 PM | #38 | |
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| 07-04-2010, 03:48 PM | #39 | |
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| 07-04-2010, 03:50 PM | #40 |
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GF- Not asian, fat, flat (pretty hard to find with rule number 1), taller than 5'5" (gotta be shorter than me with 5" heels), short hair, blonde hair (if you are asian you should not try to be white), crooked teeth, hairy pits/legs/chest/back, talk too much, talk too little, anti-social.
Girl Friends- annoying, saying "like..." a lot, ones that expect even guy friends to pay for them, obsessed with twilight (you even say team jacob or team edward and i will not talk to you), Guy Friends- Macho guys, guys who always want to start fights, those who have to compare their achievements with mine, guys who say "my civic could own your 335" (sure you can, but i dont sit in hard plastic bucket seats while going deaf from the fart can you attached to the back), guys who ask to switch cars with me for a day (wtf you drive a mazda3....) Yes i am picky, but if you dont know what you want in life you compromise. |
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| 07-04-2010, 04:11 PM | #42 |
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Gilrfriends = the ones whos got tight hips beacause they have problems to give births so are not really fertile and i am a Alpha.
Girl friends = sorry but i cant undestarnd this concept Friends = (is needed to ad "boy" or "guys"?) we said in spain "the trust sucks" ...get outta my home you fucking scrounger! Gentlemans: you anglo-saxon mentality is much complicated  |
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| 07-04-2010, 04:19 PM | #43 | |
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