[teknochild]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

^ WTF dude!!! Im trying to finish my Pho here!!!

pho?

[Heidelberg328i]

technochild...you are a sick man and that was hilarious!

Now onto the leg humping and chick attention issue,

See, there are what? 2 chicks on this board that we would consider "worth a damn" One is Nikki and the other I think that Bella chick. Now that is a grand total of 2 chicks versus, what, 17,000 users on this forum?

Of course if one of them come on to the forum and ask a question like..."Hey guys, can I have the keys to your car so my girlfriend and I can go out picking up guys all night in YOUR car?"

And the guys from E90Post are lining up to give their keys away!

You all are sex starved back in the states. You all come to Germany. You'll never want to return. Let me list the reasons.

1) American Girls are VERY high maintenance and requires vast amounts of money to receive minimal output (kinda like Lexus or Acura). You take American girls out to Outback or Pasta Factory, then drinks at a bar, then dancing, then more drinks at the club where they spend most of the night spending YOUR money talking to their exes at the club, then coffee and a hot dog or pita bread, then FINALLY to their house where it is "Goodnight, Slick and Thanks! [door slams in your face, mainly because ex is on way over for "bootycall"] I can meet a GORGEOUS German chick at a bus stop, take her to frikkin' McDonald's to eat and go STRAIGHT back to my Studio Apt. for FREAKY, INCREDIBLE SEX ALL NIGHT...I mean..the chick is trying to physically kill me!

2) European women are 100% better looking, incredible bodies (not pudgy, shapely, chubby, dumpy, fat or "well rounded") like most American Women, unless of course they are like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie AND Euro babes let you do ANYTHING to them ( need I say more, guys?). German women are...word for the day is now coming up, American Women....GRATEFUL!

3) If a local incredibly fine ass German Chick needs help with her car...like the issues you see on this forum board here form the American women counterparts, the German chick either sleeps with you FIRST before you even touch their car to tell them their oil cap was left off ( ) or they IOU your ass upon completion of the project. You will NEVER know the amount of BJ's received for simply jump starting dead Renaults or Opels out here:rocks:

Now, of course guys, there is no doubt in my mind that certain individuals will come back to this (American women, in particular) post with pleasant and spiritually building phrases like "F^^KING ASSHOLE, I HOPE HIS SHIT ROTS OFF", and "THEN YOU CAN STAY THERE, A**HOLE", things like "OH, WHATS WRONG HEIDELBERG 328i, COULDN'T CUT IT IN THE STATES?" and my all time favorite...."YOU ARE A MALE SLUT AND TREAT WOMEN LIKE SHIT! NO ONE WOULD WANT YOU!"

Guys I have heard it all before and I fall for it no more

In the States, you are vying with heavy competition for spoiled and ungrateful
women who give less than a damn about you, your car, your job or your feelings....mainly because there is someone "better" right around the corner and they are brainwashed to believe...mainly thanks to our society.....here it is, American Girls....."I DESERVE THE BEST AND WON'T STOP UNTIL I AM MARRIED TO BRAD PITT OR COLIN FARRELL!!!"


p.s. I have been no more burned or bit in the ass by any chick than any other guy within this forum. This post has nothing to do at all with hating women or bitter at them. I absolutely LOVE women! I see PLENTY of them where I am at, and they..big words, American gals....APPRECIATE ME! I am just bitter at the way American women act and have now "seen the light" after being in Europe for over a year now. The way these European Women treat me, I absolutely consider myself a Demi-God!, in other words my American Darlings..."GAME OVER...YOU LOSE!"

[Scarabeo]

Right on the mark!!! Been living in Europe for over 20 years and I can corroborate H.'s diatribe....my wife is from Spain - she did not come with all that American cultural baggage....We Americans need to get abroad more - will give you a whole new perspective on life...example - the creator of Starbucks visited Italy and the rest is history..

Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i

technochild...you are a sick man and that was hilarious!

Now onto the leg humping and chick attention issue,

See, there are what? 2 chicks on this board that we would consider "worth a damn" One is Nikki and the other I think that Bella chick. Now that is a grand total of 2 chicks versus, what, 17,000 users on this forum?

Of course if one of them come on to the forum and ask a question like..."Hey guys, can I have the keys to your car so my girlfriend and I can go out picking up guys all night in YOUR car?"

And the guys from E90Post are lining up to give their keys away!

You all are sex starved back in the states. You all come to Germany. You'll never want to return. Let me list the reasons.

1) American Girls are VERY high maintenance and requires vast amounts of money to receive minimal output (kinda like Lexus or Acura). You take American girls out to Outback or Pasta Factory, then drinks at a bar, then dancing, then more drinks at the club where they spend most of the night spending YOUR money talking to their exes at the club, then coffee and a hot dog or pita bread, then FINALLY to their house where it is "Goodnight, Slick and Thanks! [door slams in your face, mainly because ex is on way over for "bootycall"] I can meet a GORGEOUS German chick at a bus stop, take her to frikkin' McDonald's to eat and go STRAIGHT back to my Studio Apt. for FREAKY, INCREDIBLE SEX ALL NIGHT...I mean..the chick is trying to physically kill me!

2) European women are 100% better looking, incredible bodies (not pudgy, shapely, chubby, dumpy, fat or "well rounded") like most American Women, unless of course they are like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie AND Euro babes let you do ANYTHING to them ( need I say more, guys?). German women are...word for the day is now coming up, American Women....GRATEFUL!

3) If a local incredibly fine ass German Chick needs help with her car...like the issues you see on this forum board here form the American women counterparts, the German chick either sleeps with you FIRST before you even touch their car to tell them their oil cap was left off ( ) or they IOU your ass upon completion of the project. You will NEVER know the amount of BJ's received for simply jump starting dead Renaults or Opels out here:rocks:

Now, of course guys, there is no doubt in my mind that certain individuals will come back to this (American women, in particular) post with pleasant and spiritually building phrases like "F^^KING ASSHOLE, I HOPE HIS SHIT ROTS OFF", and "THEN YOU CAN STAY THERE, A**HOLE", things like "OH, WHATS WRONG HEIDELBERG 328i, COULDN'T CUT IT IN THE STATES?" and my all time favorite...."YOU ARE A MALE SLUT AND TREAT WOMEN LIKE SHIT! NO ONE WOULD WANT YOU!"

Guys I have heard it all before and I fall for it no more

In the States, you are vying with heavy competition for spoiled and ungrateful
women who give less than a damn about you, your car, your job or your feelings....mainly because there is someone "better" right around the corner and they are brainwashed to believe...mainly thanks to our society.....here it is, American Girls....."I DESERVE THE BEST AND WON'T STOP UNTIL I AM MARRIED TO BRAD PITT OR COLIN FARRELL!!!"


p.s. I have been no more burned or bit in the ass by any chick than any other guy within this forum. This post has nothing to do at all with hating women or bitter at them. I absolutely LOVE women! I see PLENTY of them where I am at, and they..big words, American gals....APPRECIATE ME! I am just bitter at the way American women act and have now "seen the light" after being in Europe for over a year now. The way these European Women treat me, I absolutely consider myself a Demi-God!, in other words my American Darlings..."GAME OVER...YOU LOSE!"

[Scarabeo]

And we have another winner from Teknobaboon........

Originally Posted by teknochild

i hope your in my area some time soon

[Heidelberg328i]

Scarabeo....

...she looks so....
...American!




p.s. Colin Farrell and Brad Pitt must feel so lucky to marry such a fine piece of womanhood! Roll in flour and find the wet spot!

[Scarabeo]

Right on the mark again - must be Teknobaboon's girlfriend!

:rocks:

Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i

Scarabeo....

...she looks so....
...American!

[Heidelberg328i]

[teknochild]

scarebeo, internet vendettas are for little kids who live in their parent basements, do yourself a favor; move out and grow up

[Scarabeo]

Well, looks as though everybody else has gone to bed except for those of us in Europe - I am headed out the door for a capuccino and croissant. Btw, spent a month in Heidelberg back in the 60's...sister was studying at the university...what an amazing place...had my first stein of beer (age 13) at the Hofbrahaus (sp?) in Munchen...

Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i

[Scarabeo]

Go to bed - I hear your mamma calling you....

Originally Posted by teknochild

scarebeo, internet vendettas are for little kids who live in their parent basements, do yourself a favor; move out and grow up

[NaTuReB0Y]

hey girls..........stop the whinning.

[Scarabeo]

Yes, but it is fun, especially when you come across such an enlightening intellect such as the TeknoCHILD...hahahah

UOTE=NaTuReB0Y]hey girls..........stop the whinning.

[/QUOTE]

[Heidelberg328i]

Thanks Natureboy, we'll cool it.

Hey Scarabeo, Heidelberg is still a rocking city. Within the last few years there are people from all over the former Soviet Block countries living here. A lot of Hungarian, Romanian and Russian Women EVERYWHERE! Dude, you should see the Schwimmbad in summer...HOLY CHRIST! It is an INTENSE thing. Women either topless or naked all over the grass, you are literally stepping over the bodies of women who look like porn stars to find a place to sunbathe...usually between two fully nude Russian blondes!:rocks:

[Scarabeo]

Don't forget the Czech and Slovak women!! - same here, people have no inhibitions, especially at the beaches...

Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i

Thanks Natureboy, we'll cool it.

Hey Scarabeo, Heidelberg is still a rocking city. Within the last few years there are people from all over the former Soviet Block countries living here. A lot of Hungarian, Romanian and Russian Women EVERYWHERE! Dude, you should see the Schwimmbad in summer...HOLY CHRIST! It is an INTENSE thing. Women either topless or naked all over the grass, you are literally stepping over the bodies of women who look like porn stars to find a place to sunbathe...usually between two fully nude Russian blondes!:rocks:

[Heidelberg328i]

One thing I absolutely admire about these gorgeous European women is this...

There is an old tale about them being super hairy and stinky (I guess some in the past were not the biggest on hygiene and let their pubes grow out of control ) but not in today's time.

You can see them at the Schwimmbad....clean shaven and the piercings! OH MY GOD!!! THE PIERCINGS!!!

All the ones I have ever known are squeaky clean, clean shaven and LOTS OF PIERCINGS!!!

[ArmyBimmerDude]

LOL ^^^

I agree totally with everything you said. I've spent about half my lif in europe and th other half in the states. I will never marry an american girl. Not trying to be mean but theres way less drama to deal with. European women make me feel alive and are fun as hell! I never want to leave this place, unless th dreaded "D" word comes up, then I'll try to escape real quick like.

As far as the whole more beautiful thing goes, I think thats a matter or opinion. I mean, I live in a college town and I see some hot girls. But I saw pics of Nikki the other day and she's hot too. Its more about the type of people euros and americans are.

[rmx.]

Originally Posted by teknochild

i hope your in my area some time soon

yo lets hook up sometime.

heres a picture of me

[Heidelberg328i]

[BlueLion]

Originally Posted by teknochild

i hope your in my area some time soon

hey i know you must hear this all the time but you have great eyes

[Heidelberg328i]

Now that shit was funny!!!!

Nice smile!...you have more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

[teknochild]

Originally Posted by rmx.

yo lets hook up sometime.

heres a picture of me

LOL

and how do fat people have sex? seriosuly look at that, is it physically possible?

[rwwong]

Wow, my thread has taken a turn for the worst!