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      03-22-2011, 01:09 AM   #23
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are you running a train or something?
I thought everybody had 3 usernames...
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      03-22-2011, 01:09 AM   #24
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a black guy, a white guy, and a jew walk into a bar...
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a black guy, a white guy, and a jew walk into a bar...

They sit down next to a midget in ferrari pumas...

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They sit down next to a midget in ferrari pumas...

black guy orders hennessy, white guy orders a beer, jew guy asks if he has to still leave a tip...
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      03-22-2011, 01:13 AM   #27
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black guy orders hennessy, white guy orders a beer, jew guy asks if he has to still leave a tip...
No, jew asks black guy to buy him a beer

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      03-22-2011, 01:13 AM   #28
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well the SL should pick more pussies up so that may make up for the loss in performance... girls go gaga over convertible cars... at least the girls i know.
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      03-22-2011, 01:14 AM   #29
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well the SL should pick more pussies up so that may make up for the loss in performance... girls go gaga over convertible cars... at least the girls i know.
this is true
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No, jew asks black guy to buy him a beer

why are a black guy and a jew speaking to one another?
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      03-22-2011, 01:16 AM   #31
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why are a black guy and a jew speaking to one another?
Oppression my friend. We relate.
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      03-22-2011, 01:16 AM   #32
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well the SL should pick more pussies up so that may make up for the loss in performance... girls go gaga over convertible cars... at least the girls i know.
He has a new woman, so she probably persuaded his purchase of the convertible. Knowing him, it'll be on her bed next Valentines Day.
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      03-22-2011, 01:20 AM   #33
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thats not a 55, thats a 65

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It's like watching ur gf fuck another dude...but oh well, life goes on...i keep getting in trouble with the law with this car...so it has to go..it's for the better..


Watched painfully as a 22 year old put it on his trailer and hauled it home to PA..




This will be the replacement, SL55 AMG...not as fast, but is more classy and won't attract so much cops..


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      03-22-2011, 01:20 AM   #34
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are you running a train or something?
The human centipede ?
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      03-22-2011, 01:22 AM   #35
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Umm... sorry, but that SL55 looks like it'll attract cops too.
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      03-22-2011, 01:33 AM   #36
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FUUUARK...I feel saddened by your loss Spool. I know how happy you were to get that Supra.

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I actually can't think of a more fitting description of the feeling of having your baby put on a trailer and taken away
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      03-22-2011, 02:24 AM   #37
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why are a black guy and a jew speaking to one another?
they were sitting together - in the back of the oven
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      03-22-2011, 02:28 AM   #38
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SL55>>>>>>>>>>>>>supra
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      03-22-2011, 02:58 AM   #39
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they were sitting together - in the back of the oven
HA!
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      03-22-2011, 03:54 AM   #40
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SL55>>>>>>>>>>>>>supra
maybe in backwardsville
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      03-22-2011, 07:55 AM   #41
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Thats crazy how much supras sell for.. Wish my rx7 sold for that much..
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      03-22-2011, 09:03 AM   #42
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You know how fairfax county po-po is!! They'll try to get you on everything no matter what car just to fuck with you. Damn it sucks the supra is gone.
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      03-22-2011, 10:04 AM   #43
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Sad thing is... that Supra will probably be totaled within 6 months.



Congrats on the Merc... that's a nice looking machine and hardly a downgrade as others have said.
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You'll get over it.
lol.

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are you running a train or something?
bro.

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No, jew asks black guy to buy him a beer

CUDDERS.

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they were sitting together - in the back of the oven
ROFL.

InB4 you all get banned.
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