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      03-01-2016, 08:03 AM   #441
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hahahahah! Yeah I'm kind of intimidated but I just have to remember those quotes and I'm good.
don't think about it! great.. now you'll prob be sweating bullets
but maybe it's her thing ..
is she DTF ?
More like down to read books.


But I'm pretty sure if she is planning to do an overnight trip thing, she is dtf
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More like down to read books.


But I'm pretty sure if she is planning to do an overnight trip thing, she is dtf
she's going to stay over/ w/u ?

if only I could regain the sexual urgency of my twenties..
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More like down to read books.


But I'm pretty sure if she is planning to do an overnight trip thing, she is dtf
This calls for Chaucer! Granted, Middle English is a little tough, but it will probably work in translation too.

Ful weel she soong the service dyvyne,
Entuned in hir nose ful semely,
And Frenssh she spak ful faire and fetisly,
After the scole of Stratford atte Bowe,
For Frenssh of Parys was to hire unknowe

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You guys hit the nail on the head.
What r they expecting vs. what r u expecting.. sometimes it's much easier to just cross paths with the person iRL and u'll know if anything is possible in one second.
That said, you WILL get what u r looking for, if you're looking for the impossible, you'll never find it, and if you're looking for trouble you might find it, so watch out for what you are actually doing on there.
I think the point is that when you look, you don't find, and when you don't look, sometimes you won't find either. But fuck it you take the gamble anyway because life is meant to be lived and loved. Plenty of pussy out there, gentlemen. Plenty.


The right one will come along.
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Shit my thread has been derailed before I could respond to something from last night! Fucking sleep is overrated.
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I think the point is that when you look, you don't find, and when you don't look, sometimes you won't find either. But fuck it you take the gamble anyway because life is meant to be lived and loved. Plenty of pussy out there, gentlemen. Plenty.


The right one will come along.
Just gotta be at the point of not caring and do the things that you enjoy, and the rest will fall in place. Now I'm going on too many dates, that it literally is just something to do now.


Speaking of something to do..., next week is golf weather..., hmmmm

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No... I really doubt I want to do that... With you... Ever. Although I posted a few via edit in my previous post. I'm skeered of you.
Don't be scuured..., I'm harmless, almost most all of sometimes completely harmless, I might maybe not hesitate to make a promise about it.
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Just gotta be at the point of not caring and do the things that you enjoy, and the rest will fall in place. Now I'm going on too many dates, that it literally is just something to do now.


Speaking of something to do..., next week is golf weather..., hmmmm
And this is why I'd rather invest in a good girl from the beginning (as we spoke about in....wait was it this thread? ). I agree with it just being recreation. It's really hard to take it seriously.


I have never played golf. Can't even say it's because I'm black either, cuz, you know....
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And this is why I'd rather invest in a good girl from the beginning (as we spoke about in....wait was it this thread? ). I agree with it just being recreation. It's really hard to take it seriously.


I have never played golf. Can't even say it's because I'm black either, cuz, you know....
Yup, learned a deep valuable life lesson about the leech from before. It's more fun when you can be picky and choosy. Don't need to settle for anything but the best, and if it ain't there, you always got yourself to rely on.


Fucking hate the sport with a passion, mostly because my short game has been pretty weak lately. Only thing I can do is surprise people off the tee box.


It's not for everyone. I just like playing all sports to be honest.
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Yup, learned a deep valuable life lesson about the leech from before. It's more fun when you can be picky and choosy. Don't need to settle for anything but the best, and if it ain't there, you always got yourself to rely on.


Fucking hate the sport with a passion, mostly because my short game has been pretty weak lately. Only thing I can do is surprise people off the tee box.


It's not for everyone. I just like playing all sports to be honest.
Yeah man. I feel like once you can accept the fact that you're the only real person you can rely on, the rest comes easy.

And I made that comment because of Tiger Woods, I knew I should have thrown an additional hint in there, or something....
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Yeah man. I feel like once you can accept the fact that you're the only real person you can rely on, the rest comes easy.

And I made that comment because of Tiger Woods, I knew I should have thrown an additional hint in there, or something....
Yeah, plus life a lot much easier at this point. Just floating through the days doing whatever the fuck you want whenever you want..., not a bad gig.


Oh I knew. He's the main black golfer. Although, you may not look like him, I feel you may share a few of the same tendencies.
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Yeah, plus life a lot much easier at this point. Just floating through the days doing whatever the fuck you want whenever you want..., not a bad gig.


Oh I knew. He's the main black golfer. Although, you may not look like him, I feel you may share a few of the same tendencies.
Well, I still have to work, so I don't get to do whatever I want. Although I do love my job, and the people I work with, so it's a nice trade-off.


And touche' sir. Touche'.


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Well, I still have to work, so I don't get to do whatever I want. Although I do love my job, and the people I work with, so it's a nice trade-off.


And touche' sir. Touche'.


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There is no type of girl that doesn't count. Love em all, brotha!
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Mike, from my posts, would you infer that I domestically abuse women?
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she's going to stay over/ w/u ?

if only I could regain the sexual urgency of my twenties..
Nah dude why would I want to be safe..hotel in NJ with her!

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This calls for Chaucer! Granted, Middle English is a little tough, but it will probably work in translation too.

Ful weel she soong the service dyvyne,
Entuned in hir nose ful semely,
And Frenssh she spak ful faire and fetisly,
After the scole of Stratford atte Bowe,
For Frenssh of Parys was to hire unknowe

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Mike, from my posts, would you infer that I domestically abuse women?
hahahaha whaaaaaat the fuck?!!!!!!!

I want to say yes but I dont see anything out of the ordinary
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hahahaha whaaaaaat the fuck?!!!!!!!

I want to say yes but I dont see anything out of the ordinary
So you think I'm violent too? LOL.


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So you think I'm violent too? LOL.


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HAHAHA no I think you have tinder down pat though!!!
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So you think I'm violent too? LOL.


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Okay, i apologize if i exagerrated a little bit.. friends?
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HAHAHA no I think you have tinder down pat though!!!
Well that works! I removed the picture of me dangling one of my exes off the edge of her apartment building.

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Okay, i apologize if i exagerrated a little bit.. friends?
No no no I'm just being sarcastic.


Dammit it happened again!


swagon Axius jtodd_fl my sarcasm is broken.
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Well that works! I removed the picture of me dangling one of my exes off the edge of her apartment building.



No no no I'm just being sarcastic.


Dammit it happened again!


swagon Axius jtodd_fl my sarcasm is broken.
u just gave me an idea .. sarcasm as the free pass to say anything outrageous
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u just gave me an idea .. sarcasm as the free pass to say anything outrageous
But you've already been doing that this entire time.
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