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      04-07-2021, 05:40 PM   #463
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I have a friend, who is that level of intelligent, that most have no clue what he is talking about most of the time. He has a tendency to follow up most conversations with, "None of this is real anyway, so what does it really matter."
And yet the alcohol STILL impairs his grey matter

I've always been SURE that I was in an alien simulation, the world couldn't be THIS fucked up. And when I told my shrink, and yet admitted that it was crazy talk, he acknowledged it and just let it drift away as a non-issue. I came back with my special shades just to make sure he was actually human. Then they made a movie about it and never did pay me any royalties
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      04-08-2021, 12:57 AM   #464
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And yet the alcohol STILL impairs his grey matter

I've always been SURE that I was in an alien simulation, the world couldn't be THIS fucked up. And when I told my shrink, and yet admitted that it was crazy talk, he acknowledged it and just let it drift away as a non-issue. I came back with my special shades just to make sure he was actually human. Then they made a movie about it and never did pay me any royalties
I, personally wouldn't waste any time going after John Carpenter. I'd go after Shepard Fairey....as far as royalties go. Not sure how well that would stand in court, but that's where the money from that film went.

Odd side story. I have wall art in my kitchen, over my pantry, that is a simple matte white sign, with black all caps lettering that reads "CONSUME." I'm a bit of a John Carpenter fan. I love cheesy movies.

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Not sure how well that would stand in court, but that's where the money from that film went.
"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true"
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      04-11-2021, 12:13 PM   #469
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Originally Posted by TKDbilly View Post
We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/


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Ok, another confirmation of our 'simulated' world from Scientific America, no less.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...-a-simulation/
More interesting theories ...

https://thenextweb.com/news/physicis...rning-computer
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We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/


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Ok, another confirmation of our 'simulated' world from Scientific America, no less.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...-a-simulation/
More interesting theories ...

https://thenextweb.com/news/physicis...rning-computer
Area 51...
https://www.e46fanatics.com/index.ph...%2E%2E.123642/


A good read if you're into that kind of stuff. It was recently revived with the simulation theory stuff.
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We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/




More interesting theories ...

https://thenextweb.com/news/physicis...rning-computer
Not that I have a cognitive basis for comparison in my statement, but this simulation sucks ass.

If I paid for this, I'm going to be pissed when I wake up.
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      04-12-2021, 05:31 PM   #473
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      04-12-2021, 05:35 PM   #474
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I will be spending less time here on the OT forum...
Is this like a "I'm taking a break from Facebook" post?
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Is this like a "I'm taking a break from Facebook" post?
No because I don't do FB
But I get your point, and yes probably.

I finally took delivery of the item that led to me registering on Bimmerpost to begin with, so I have more things to do now, lol.
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No because I don't do FB
But I get your point, and yes probably.

I finally took delivery of the item that led to me registering on Bimmerpost to begin with, so I have more things to do now, lol.
Reading the Owner's manual took about 2 days at "work"
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My body rejected the Gates chip hence the momentary loss of consciousness when getting my vaccine shot today.
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That wasn't blacking out, but rather your brain rebooting.....
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That wasn't blacking out, but rather your brain rebooting.....
Yep, you could be right. Somehow I'm able to do math equations in my head which was unfathomable before the shot. Interesting.
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We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/




More interesting theories ...

https://thenextweb.com/news/physicis...rning-computer
Continuing the thinking around this ... another interesting article

https://www.popularmechanics.com/sci...ing-algorithm/
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When you lose something so you buy another one to replace it... The original one instantly appears when you no longer need it.
Yep. Works for me almost every time. Like magic, there it is. lol
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