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      02-12-2016, 11:35 AM   #5457
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so , yes married, yes from experience.

I'm old enough to know that everyday can't be a honeymoon, and am happy for some give and take, although my post was supposed to be semi-humorous.

There's probably not enough space here for a fuller, but to say, where both seeing Marriage Counselling (all though that has stalled), I see my own councellor on other (but also related issues- due to health).

Thats all I feel comfortable disclosing on an open board
Well, sounds like there is more to the equation than can be addressed on the board. I hope you guys make it through.

I personally feel like if both people want to be in the relationship, it's just a matter of, for lack of a proper term, logistics. If you want the relationship to flourish, you'll find out what's required of you to make her happy. So long as it doesn't involve gang bangs, the goal should be attainable. Same thing goes for her, assuming she doesn't have to double down on you with a tranny to make you happy, she's likely capable of achieving the goal.

But, if both or one of you doesn't want what the other wants and isn't ready to give up that desire in order to make the relationship work, it won't. Seems over simplified, but that's really what it boils down to. Once you guys lay it out on the table, each other's needs and wants, you can each decide (honestly) if you're willing to meet each other's needs and wants. If so, wonderful. If not, that sucks and i hope you don't have kids or came into the relationship with a fortune and no prenup.

Hope things get better for you. Keep in mind that many times you can make things better for you by making things better for her. Good luck!
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      02-12-2016, 12:11 PM   #5458
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      02-12-2016, 03:08 PM   #5459
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My goodness. No wonder you left him.

One of my all time pet peeves would be assholes like Louis treating the wait staff/valets like fucking serfs. Unfortunately, it happens way too often here.
I love those situations. I try to make it as humiliating to the jerk as possible. Makes my day every time.
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      02-12-2016, 03:11 PM   #5460
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I love those situations. I try to make it as humiliating to the jerk as possible. Makes my day every time.
I fly a lot for work. It is amazing how rude and dismissive first class business travelers can be to flight attendants. Literally amazing.
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      02-12-2016, 03:19 PM   #5461
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I fly a lot for work. It is amazing how rude and dismissive first class business travelers can be to flight attendants. Literally amazing.
They can certainly tell the full time 1st class travelers from the, opps, we're full and have to bump you up travelers. haha
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I fly a lot for work. It is amazing how rude and dismissive first class business travelers can be to flight attendants. Literally amazing.
Haha, I hate traveling in the first class. It is torture beyond compare every time. The last three times sealed the deal and if I can't find a seat with the commoners, I refuse to fly.

It always starts innocently.
"you fly often"
"used to."
"why not anymore?"
"I hate the security and I like solidarity"
"you have kids?"
"yup, if the ebay ad I put up hasn't worked yet"

"we're trying, so what worked for you? Im sooo stressed over this and..."

And the rest of the flight I have a crying woman, man or in the worst case: Both of them.

The last time I flew alone I ended up listening for four hours of a desperate woman crying while an out of duty captain behind me kept whispering to me different ways he'd fuck me on the plane and on the ground. Yeah... No.

The flight attendant was excellent. I asked her kindly to make sure we lose count with my whiskeys and she after hearing a part of the conversation brought me triples the rest of the way.
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      02-12-2016, 03:53 PM   #5463
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It was nice. All I remember was steak and some sort of non alcoholic pretty drink the waitress brought me and being yelled at by Louis. But what else is new. He ruins everything
Egh I can't stand guys like that.

It's more embarrassing for the people you are with then the dude doing it.

I'd never have done this in my life. My parents have plenty of times but my father is known as "Little Bull" in Mandarin so you figure out why he got that nickname.

I have rarely gotten upset but I never screamed at waiters. After working in a regular job before I gotten to understand people in those situations and screaming at them 100% never helps other then making you look like a jackass. I fucking hate people who does that.
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      02-12-2016, 04:15 PM   #5464
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Egh I can't stand guys like that.

It's more embarrassing for the people you are with then the dude doing it.

I'd never have done this in my life. My parents have plenty of times but my father is known as "Little Bull" in Mandarin so you figure out why he got that nickname.

I have rarely gotten upset but I never screamed at waiters. After working in a regular job before I gotten to understand people in those situations and screaming at them 100% never helps other then making you look like a jackass. I fucking hate people who does that.
The worst is checking out. EVERY WHERE WE GO he negotiates the price.
1. It's rude
2. Extremely embarrassing
3. Annoying as hell


We go to Bristol Farms to get a case of water let's say is $8.99 He'll get up to the register and say I'll give you $7. And the cashier looks at me like "Is your boyfriend serious?" Everywhere with everything he bought. It's so fucking annoying. I am SO HAPPY I do not have to go through that any more. Just pay the fucking price on the label and be on your way.
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The worst is checking out. EVERY WHERE WE GO he negotiates the price.
1. It's rude
2. Extremely embarrassing
3. Annoying as hell


We go to Bristol Farms to get a case of water let's say is $8.99 He'll get up the register and say I'll give you $7. And the cashier looks at me like "Is your boyfriend serious?" Everywhere with everything he bought. It's so fucking annoying. I am SO HAPPY I do not have to go through that any more. Just pay the fucking price on the label and be on your way.
It's always the pretty ones that always seem to get with dumbasses huh

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It's always the pretty ones that always seem to get with dumbasses huh

Not anymore. Im so done with looks. Sugar is the exception.
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Not anymore. Im so done with looks. Sugar is the exception.
Haha.

Well if it makes you feel any better I'd never do that sort of thing.
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I was going to say something witty but soo not public appropriate.
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I was going to say something witty but soo not public appropriate.
Have you read how these boys talk? Nothing would surprise us. Post it.
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I've got a serious questions for the ladies.

How do females REALLY feel about giving head to a guy that you have been dating but haven't gave head to before?

Do females ENJOY giving head or is it just something you do to please your partner?
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Have you read how these boys talk? Nothing would surprise us. Post it.
I'm not that type lol. Sorry :P
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I've got a serious questions for the ladies.

How do females REALLY feel about giving head to a guy that you have been dating but haven't gave head to before?

Do females ENJOY giving head or is it just something you do to please your partner?
Oral sex is giving and receiving as all sex. To me the situations vary, it mainly is about power, not being used which some of my friends see it.

I've been with the same guy for 12 years so giving head to new partners has to be answered by others but in my view sex with two consenting adults is always something to endorse. It takes time to learn a new partner and to be comfortable with a new partner. I suggest you keep your dick out from their mouth for the first drink at minimum.
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I've got a serious questions for the ladies.

How do females REALLY feel about giving head to a guy that you have been dating but haven't gave head to before?

Do females ENJOY giving head or is it just something you do to please your partner?
Do it to please the partner. There is no enjoyment of having to keep your mouth open for a prolonged period of time while nearly gagging at times. It messes up your make up, you get spit all over the place, if your hair isnt pulled up it messes up your hair. It's just not my cup of tea for enjoyment. HOWEVER, for the one I love, sure why not if it makes him happy.
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
I'm not that flexible.
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I'm not that type lol. Sorry :P
Any chance (and i'm not saying there was a large probability here) that you had with getting with sara? Done... You shot it... With a bazooka... If we could wikipedia an example of White Knight and Friendzone in one article, this would be it...
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
I have one so it feels half as great now.

When I did have two of my Geodudes, it felt double the goodness but having it sucked while she pulled downwards on it hurted sometimes.

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