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      02-16-2016, 04:07 PM   #5611
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Ok , let's say girls with boobs and ass
a face and any other body parts are a bonus!
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      02-16-2016, 04:08 PM   #5612
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If you could only have two out of the three, you would pick boobs and ass wouldn't you? It's ok - we won't judge you.
what's the third one?

seriously, I forgot
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      02-16-2016, 04:09 PM   #5613
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what's the third one?

seriously, I forgot
girl - that would drop off his requirements list before boobs and ass.
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      02-16-2016, 04:09 PM   #5614
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I'm not sure where it was inferred that I like to tell my guy what to do. Quite the opposite.
I knew it.
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      02-16-2016, 04:11 PM   #5615
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girl - that would drop off his requirements list before boobs and ass.



goodamnit.. buthole just clenched

C5?
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      02-16-2016, 04:18 PM   #5616
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a face and any other body parts are a bonus!
A bonus is also if she has lips like cross tires
Sorry girls
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      02-16-2016, 04:21 PM   #5617
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A bonus is also if she has lips like cross tires
Sorry girls
Did you miss the photo I left for you?
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      02-16-2016, 04:24 PM   #5618
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If you could only have two out of the three, you would pick boobs and ass wouldn't you? It's ok - we won't judge you.
Oughhh man , that's sounds like a sex doll without head .
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      02-16-2016, 04:25 PM   #5619
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goodamnit.. buthole just clenched

C5?
Sir?
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      02-16-2016, 04:27 PM   #5620
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Sir?
what's ur cup size?

Belgie don't require a face.
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      02-16-2016, 04:28 PM   #5621
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Did you miss the photo I left for you?
Sorry brother , I saw nothing...and received nothing from you .
Can you post the link to it ?
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      02-16-2016, 04:30 PM   #5622
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what's ur cup size?

Belgie don't require a face.
I'm flat as a guy who's 6'0" and 165lbs can be...happy?
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what's ur cup size?

Belgie don't require a face.
God, I hate American sarcasm ..
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      02-16-2016, 04:32 PM   #5624
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I'm flat as a guy who's 6'0" and 165lbs can be...happy?
so ur taylor swift with HUGE implants in the chest and ass?
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I'm flat as a guy who's 6'0" and 165lbs can be...happy?
And talks like a real gentleman !
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God, I hate American sarcasm ..
lost in translation, my friend
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      02-16-2016, 04:34 PM   #5627
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And talks like a real gentleman !
and blonde. don't forget.. the important part
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      02-16-2016, 04:37 PM   #5628
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and blonde. don't forget.. the important part
Alex avatar is blonde ...yes
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You two are fucking idiots
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      02-16-2016, 04:58 PM   #5630
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lost in translation, my friend
I have a hard time understanding what either of you two are saying.


If you two had your own personal thread, I'm pretty sure I'd need to hire at least five translators and a psychiatrist.
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I have a hard time understanding what either of you two are saying.


If you two had your own personal thread, I'm pretty sure I'd need to hire at least five psychiatrists and a translator.
There. I fixed it for you.
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There. I fixed it for you.
Beat me to it.
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