[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know, I was just... oh never mind... joke ruined.

Sorry for sucking so bad today.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh just wait... Florida holds all kind of roadside wonders...
- Random stops in the middle lane because they don't know if this is where they turn left of US41
- Reversing up the offramp, cuz... wtf knows... cuz Florida I guess
- The no-look three lane cross, my personal fave
- The "don't you know who I am" asshat who summers in the Hamptons so he figured he can do whatever to whomever whenever while visiting his winter home here (see all behaviors above and more)
- The "cross highway" sprint - possibly because Federales are in the area, but maybe just going to Publix - hard to tell
- The "25 in a 50" maneuver, popular amongst the nonagenarians
- The "100 in a 25" maneuver, popular with the "gangsta's" in Mom's Camry

Bring a spotting list... you will want to make sure you get full credit for all the Florida madness you witness

Careful, I've heard some Cubans want to venture in Broward and WPB. Also, I think I'm the only one in Dade County who uses a blinker.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Note further: It is not because he is great, it is because he doesn't care if you get off... he'll be done, have had a smoke and fast asleep by the time you even know he finished.

My friend...Casanova is my name !

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

How many orgasms have you faked?

Zero. I believe there have been some that just assumed it happened and did not inquire further.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Note further: It is not because he is great, it is because he doesn't care if you get off... he'll be done, have had a smoke and fast asleep by the time you even know he finished.

That's how I do it also? How do you know if a blonde has an orgasm...who cares.

[j_marinelli]

when you wake up.... what is the first thing that crosses your mind?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by j_marinelli

when you wake up.... what is the first thing that crosses your mind?

Can I go back to sleep?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

ahahaha

Oh so you've met Mr. Rich and an engagement is imminent? Maybe you need to downgrade to Aluminium and work your way up hunny! Also Rich guys you describe also don't want to be someone else's Pa pa.

Harsh Truth!


Here is what you're describing...

Dude, Flabio is a different kind of douche. Please don't insult our Sara with this moron.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Dude, Flabio is a different kind of douche. Please don't insult our Sara with this moron.

That's what Sara gets for leaving a stud like me

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

ahahaha
Harsh Truth!

What did the five fingers say to the face?!?

SLAP!!!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's how I do it also? How do you know if a blonde has an orgasm...who cares.

Dude.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude.

You have heard this before, no?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's how I do it also? How do you know if a blonde has an orgasm...who cares.

Replace blonde with woman and you might cumming on to something.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You have heard this before, no?

Lol yeah I've seen my fair share of blonde jokes.

Originally Posted by Axius

Replace blonde with woman and you might cumming on to something.

I'd rather cum into something.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol yeah I've seen my fair share of blonde jokes.
.

Why? This the real you?

[Axius]

You're never supposed to joke about the elegant blonde creatures.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're never supposed to joke about the elegant blonde creatures.

Only c5 cares

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Dude, Flabio is a different kind of douche. Please don't insult our Sara with this moron.

What? I'm sure his credit score is above par...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Why? This the real you?

Yes.

Originally Posted by Axius

You're never supposed to joke about the elegant blonde creatures.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Only c5 cares

But..., I care.

[1MOREMOD]

How was jungle fever night in nc? Didn't spend the night, you sly dog?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

What? I'm sure his credit score is above par...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavio_Briatore

The terms, 'Gangster' and 'Crim', come to mind.