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      03-04-2016, 11:40 PM   #5963
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I read 20 pages and I gave up...
Stay off 270 and 271 for your own good. Trust me on this.
Stay away.
I saw it earlier today. Brutal
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      03-05-2016, 01:25 AM   #5964
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Seems this thread turned into a "hook up, or hook up with sara504" thread.

I have been missing out on this site for way too long!
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      03-05-2016, 01:45 AM   #5965
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      03-05-2016, 02:39 AM   #5966
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      03-05-2016, 05:59 AM   #5967
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What...WTF has gone on here?!!?!
A complete breakdown of BP-OT civilization. Those feet crossed the line.
I will wear this as a badge of honor. Crossing the line in OT is something to be proud of!
Maybe the mods can put a warning label on the thread about 271 and 271. I hear trigger warnings are what the cool kids do these days.
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      03-05-2016, 09:14 AM   #5968
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He did it!
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      03-05-2016, 09:31 AM   #5969
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Maybe the mods can put a warning label on the thread about 271 and 271. I hear trigger warnings are what the cool kids do these days.
Never in my life did I think I would remember two pages of a thread on a car forum due to the sheer volume of threads over the years..., I'm so forgetful, but those can not be unthunk.


Damn you.
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      03-05-2016, 12:23 PM   #5970
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It was horrible, if we are referring to the toes.
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      03-05-2016, 12:38 PM   #5971
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Sorry - just scroll down and look at the cute girl in the picture Belgie posted. Even though, knowing Phillippe, that girl was asleep when he entered the bed and has no idea he is in there... makes that picture a lot creepier!
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      03-05-2016, 01:23 PM   #5972
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Thoughts on the new NSFW Beautiful People thread? Is it boys will be boys or geez, go get laid already?
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      03-05-2016, 01:53 PM   #5973
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Thoughts on the new NSFW Beautiful People thread? Is it boys will be boys or geez, go get laid already?
I roll my eyes at it because all those fake bolt-on boobs are so disgusting. There are very few girls on there that are naturally pretty. Also, 50-year-olds drooling over 18-year-old chicks is gross.
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      03-05-2016, 02:15 PM   #5974
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I roll my eyes at it because all those fake bolt-on boobs are so disgusting. There are very few girls on there that are naturally pretty. Also, 50-year-olds drooling over 18-year-old chicks is gross.
Fake boobs are gross, I don't get why guys like them. Hell I don't even like big boobs.

Give me that perfect handful C cup or under all day.
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      03-05-2016, 03:05 PM   #5975
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I roll my eyes at it because all those fake bolt-on boobs are so disgusting. There are very few girls on there that are naturally pretty. Also, 50-year-olds drooling over 18-year-old chicks is gross.
No that's normal, just wait until I'm 80!
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      03-05-2016, 06:18 PM   #5976
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Fake boobs are gross, I don't get why guys like them. Hell I don't even like big boobs.

Give me that perfect handful C cup or under all day.
Ok here you go
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Ok here you go
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      03-05-2016, 06:22 PM   #5978
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What does it mean when someone you like making a scarf for you?

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What does it mean when someone you like making a scarf for you?

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She wants your babies.
Or she thinks you have an ugly neck and doesn't want to look at it
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      03-05-2016, 07:13 PM   #5980
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I like a *C*
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      03-05-2016, 08:11 PM   #5981
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Ok ladies... onto necklaces...

do y'all like classic, clean necklaces, (silver or gold) possibly with a pendant?

or do you like these trendy, colorful, gemstones, just bulk, (to me earthy) big necklaces?

pearls are a given
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Ok ladies... onto necklaces...

do y'all like classic, clean necklaces, (silver or gold) possibly with a pendant?

or do you like these trendy, colorful, gemstones, just bulk, (to me earthy) big necklaces?

pearls are a given
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      03-05-2016, 10:17 PM   #5983
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It's already been established Axius will do anything sexually for 5 dollars.
You should see what he does for $10!!

Cute feet are attractive. Jacked up feet are not. I like cute feet. Not unlike hands I guess.

I know a very pretty chick with a killer body but she's got these giant man hands. They are always well kept. Not professionally manicured (can also be unattractive if overdone) but always buffed, clear coated and at a reasonable length. They're just shaped like a man's hand. Could be a deal breaker....
I would say deal breaker...makes your wiener look small...or smaller whatever your case may be.
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I would say deal breaker...makes your wiener look small...or smaller whatever your case may be.
So does driving a Volvo. The wife's? Heh. I kid.
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