[Darth One]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Same! The people across the way were watching. they got turned on and started as well. Then we had a mutual session watching each other. Yep, a good old fashion f*ck off.

This is the gateway to swinging

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Darth One

This is the gateway to swinging

I have some stories. I'm a good eye witness. Lol!

[TiMSport]

What starts off as a friendly "fuck-off" between a poolside cabana and a balcony in an apartment complex becomes Eyes Wide Shut action.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

What starts off as a friendly "fuck-off" between a poolside cabana and a balcony in an apartment complex becomes Eyes Wide Shut action.

I like hotel room and neighbor "fuck offs"…..you know, those times your hear the bed slamming against the wall and try to outdo them.

[1MOREMOD]

Ha I remember that from apartment days

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I like hotel room and neighbor "fuck offs"…..you know, those times your hear the bed slamming against the wall and try to outdo them.

I can't help but remember that scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Kristen Bell/Russell Brand having a contest with Mila Kunis/Jason Segel next door in the hotel. That was hilarious.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I can't help but remember that scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Kristen Bell/Russell Brand having a contest with Mila Kunis/Jason Segel next door in the hotel. That was hilarious.

Hahaha! That was a fun movie. Mila was so hot back then. I liked her in "Friends with Benefits" too.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I like hotel room and neighbor "fuck offs"…..you know, those times your hear the bed slamming against the wall and try to outdo them.

Yeah, expect to got yelled at that the police would be called - thats your moment to shout back "already here"

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Yeah, expect to got yelled at that the police would be called - thats your moment to shout back "already here"

Now I need a background theme song.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Darth One

This is the gateway to swinging

I have no comment for this, yet...here we are.

Originally Posted by TiMSport

What starts off as a friendly "fuck-off" between a poolside cabana and a balcony in an apartment complex becomes Eyes Wide Shut action.

I've seen some crazy shit man. 1996 I believe, Nashville, The Cannery, some sort of Bam Productions House/D n' B party. I got lost inside the club, it isn't a big club, we'll leave it at that. Lightning bolts were in abundance....everywhere and everyone. Stupidly, I stumble behind some speaker stacks and was suddenly in a room with a bunch of couches and naked people everywhere. The lightning bolts had taken effect on the individuals back stage....full on orgy. Craziness.

Even more bizarre, I met Mr. Bendo (from Jim Rose Carnival Circus) at the same time. I guess because I was the only one fully clothed, he came up and started talking to me. He, myself and Mr. Bendo's girlfriend stood there and watched an orgy and talked about tattoos for what seemed like an eternity.

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I can't help but remember that scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Kristen Bell/Russell Brand having a contest with Mila Kunis/Jason Segel next door in the hotel. That was hilarious.

Yes!! I thought the exact same thing!

[nyalpine90]

make a movie out of those events

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

make a movie out of those events

I've been told I need to write a book.

[Dang3r]

and call it "prancercircus"

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

and call it "prancercircus"

Ban.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I've been told I need to write a book.

with or without pics, i will read it!

i been told i could have my own soap opera...

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

with or without pics, i will read it!

With popup pictures like the kiddy books but for adults. Hmm, I may have come up with a new idea.
You can imagine the types of popup pictures, endless opportunities.

1. cabana near a pool
2. Mr. Bendo orgy scene
3. two hotel rooms sharing a wall

The list goes on....

[TiMSport]

Just say no to dancing camel toe!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Now I need a background theme song.

"Big Jim Slade, former linebacker for the Kansas City Chiefs" - Kentucky Fried Movie

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

With popup pictures like the kiddy books but for adults. Hmm, I may have come up with a new idea.
You can imagine the types of popup pictures, endless opportunities.

1. cabana near a pool
2. Mr. Bendo orgy scene
3. two hotel rooms sharing a wall

The list goes on....

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I wouldn’t put them on a black car. My current one is grey with all the trim black so the black wheels work. It drives me crazy how low profile they are going with tires. the new winter wheel package for my 2022 is 21” wheels and I think they are 35s with 295 width. Who comes up with this? Give me more sidewall and less width for winter. My older BMWs had 18” or 19” 255 45 or 50 for winter. Current is 20” 285 40? I guess want to sell replacement wheels and they are in cohoots with the tire guys and guarantee increased sales for all the blow outs.

It's for performanzzze. If you have solid metal wheels the thing will handle like it's on rails. Literally.

[Cyn-BMW]

When I was young and stupid, I had a porn star girlfriend. She took me to many memorable events. One such event was a fund raiser for PAW, Protecting Adult Welfare. They closed down a bowling alley in Mission Hills. You had to know somebody to get in. There were about 40 very well known porn stars there. Which means I inserted several of my own body parts into several and different types of porn star orifices. And, I still have the pictures to prove it. I’m so glad I got that off my chest! Very therapeutic!

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

When I was young and stupid, I had a porn star girlfriend. She took me to many memorable events. One such event was a fund raiser for PAW, Protecting Adult Welfare. They closed down a bowling alley in Mission Hills. You had to know somebody to get in. There were about 40 very well known porn stars there. Which means I inserted several of my own body parts into several and different types of porn star orifices. And, I still have the pictures to prove it.

Is this the famous actress you were referencing earlier?