[Beartato]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Lolol awkward...

So I smooshed this chick last week from tinder (not bragging, just stating a fact). She called and texted me a few times since then, didn't respond. I wake up this morning to find we matched on Bumble also and she sent me this message:

Must've been mindlessly swiping :

So the girl I'm dating, instead of doing our planned date this Friday, wants to instead go on a double date with her best friend and her friend's boyfriend, I was like ok

[shoei]

Is this the heavier girl from the other night?

Things escalated rather quickly...

[Beartato]

Originally Posted by shoei

Is this the heavier girl from the other night?

Things escalated rather quickly...

Yeah, it's a little weird.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Beartato

Yeah, it's a little weird.

Don't forget your mission... To confirm or deny facts from Axius

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So the girl I'm dating, instead of doing our planned date this Friday, wants to instead go on a double date with her best friend and her friend's boyfriend, I was like ok

That's odd. I wouldn't ask anyone that soon.

You might be proposed to by next weekend.

[Beartato]

Originally Posted by shoei

Don't forget your mission... To confirm or deny facts from Axius

Originally Posted by F87LUV

That's odd. I wouldn't ask anyone that soon.

You might be proposed to by next weekend.

Apparently. It's these Utah girls I guess.

[BwoodBMW]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So the girl I'm dating, instead of doing our planned date this Friday, wants to instead go on a double date with her best friend and her friend's boyfriend, I was like ok

Abandon ship!!!!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Beartato

Apparently. It's these Utah girls I guess.

Meanwhile in NYC, you can't even ask a guy for the time because they all think you're proposing. Like calm down, dood.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So the girl I'm dating, instead of doing our planned date this Friday, wants to instead go on a double date with her best friend and her friend's boyfriend, I was like ok

I think you're going to get sick on Friday morning.




You're not feeling well already, right?

[Beartato]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

Abandon ship!!!!

Totes.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Meanwhile in NYC, you can't even ask a guy for the time because they all think you're proposing. Like calm down, dood.

"What's the time?" "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I think you're going to get sick on Friday morning.




You're not feeling well already, right?

Gettin' a cough...

Jokes aside, I'm prolly gonna go. #yoloswag, as the cool kids would say it.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

Abandon ship!!!!

It's too late pall ....And the water is really cold !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Yeah, I love the couples that feel the need to post I love you, hearts and crap to each other. Like aren't you already texting and seeing them? No one cares!!


Eggs Benedict is my go to for a proper brunch. Don't forget the peach bellini.

Oh without a doubt. That shit makes me throw up in my mouth. Then I just unfriend for my own healths sake.


Oh my, you've got me enamored. Eggs Benny and peach bellini! EY HOLAY!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Beartato

Totes.



"What's the time?" "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"



Gettin' a cough...

Jokes aside, I'm prolly gonna go. #yoloswag, as the cool kids would say it.

Do it and let us know how it goes!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh without a doubt. That shit makes me throw up in my mouth. Then I just unfriend for my own healths sake.


Oh my, you've got me enamored. Eggs Benny and peach bellini! EY HOLAY!

Yup. That's when I "unfollow". Lol.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Yup. That's when I "unfollow". Lol.

I don't understand the SM-PDA stuff. Might as well post a video of y'all fucking on Pornhub or something if you're that into each other. Leave our feeds alone and in peace!

If only there was a dislike button. I would dislike the shit out of people.

[Aatish]

Isn't Utah know for Mormons?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Isn't Utah know for Mormons?

Hell yeah. While it's not generally accepted, it's very prominent there.


Might as well wife up a bunch of em and have crazy orgies every night.

[Beartato]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Isn't Utah know for Mormons?

Yeah, and the Mormon culture bleeds into the local culture itself. For example, I've got a subordinate at work who is like smoosh, wants to bang and bounce with no strings attached. Well two stories he's told me come to mind. The first is on a second date the girl wanted him to meet her parents, and the second a different girl had him get an STD check before they'd even kiss. It's pretty funny. I've talked to a few Mormon girls on Tinder and all my clever suggestive innuendo is either ignored or goes over their head.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Beartato

Totes.

"What's the time?" "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

Gettin' a cough...

Jokes aside, I'm prolly gonna go. #yoloswag, as the cool kids would say it.

Too be fair, we all have cell phones, smart watches and the like... Why you sauntering up to men and asking for the time? Don't play innocent...

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by EALm4

Passss. Religious girls make me wanna barff

Religious chicks don't talk to me because I'm not religious. Well, have fun fucking Jesus or God then you nut!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

Too be fair, we all have cell phones, smart watches and the like... Why you sauntering up to men and asking for the time? Don't play innocent...

Just making a point.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Meanwhile in NYC, you can't even ask a guy for the time because they all think you're proposing. Like calm down, dood.

"Excuse me, what time is it?"

It's time for me to put a ring on it.