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      01-06-2015, 06:57 PM   #45
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Hungry tiger so I can use the Jedi mind trick.

Do you consider a FWD car to be a sports car?
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Hungry tiger so I can use the Jedi mind trick.

Do you consider a FWD car to be a sports car?
Historically... no... and I would not drive one either, it's just too much different. Can you have fun in one? Sure... but you are limited in usability by the power and torque the car has. My short answer is no.

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Hell no... Anything above 250hp (300 if you know what you're doing) is disaster in the wrong conditions.

What is the longest you've went without sleep?
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(ln(1-x) - sin x)/(1 - cos^2 x)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

These sin x, sin 2x , sin^2 x , sinh x, sin^-1 x, etc.

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Hell no... Anything above 250hp (300 if you know what you're doing) is disaster in the wrong conditions.

What is the longest you've went without sleep?
A:36hrs at year 1996 to study for Theo Physics finals.


Q:Would you work at McDonald's as a Fries associates for $50,000/yr? or work at Intel as Senior VP for $1/yr?
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A:36hrs at year 1996 to study for Theo Physics finals.


Q:Would you work at McDonald's as a Fries associates for $50,000/yr? or work at Intel as Senior VP for $1/yr?
Work at the MacDonalds. I love those fries. Plus, bitches love the PlayPlace.


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Work at the MacDonalds. I love those fries. Plus, bitches love the PlayPlace.


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Yatch... chicks dig yatches

Big Mac or Whopper?
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Big Mac or Whopper?
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Can anyone point me to that Shah vacuum pic? I think I can post a funny selfie where I'm his older self vacuumed back thru the space-time continuum to meet him and tell him what he will look like in 20 years
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Can anyone point me to that Shah vacuum pic? I think I can post a funny selfie where I'm his older self vacuumed back thru the space-time continuum to meet him and tell him what he will look like in 20 years
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To his defense, that is a great looking vacuum.

Is it a Dirt Devil or a Hoover?
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To his defense, that is a great looking vacuum.

Is it a Dirt Devil or a Hoover?
Not sure, but I've known a few great vacuums in my days...

When is a good time in a relationship to try to PIITB?
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Not sure, but I've known a few great vacuums in my days...

When is a good time in a relationship to try to PIITB?
Early. When you're on third base, you test the waters by tickling her butt with your finger to see her reaction. You have to groom them to enjoy it.


Would you feed Oprah peanut butter on a spoon seductively for a month straight to be able to host your own show on her OWN network? What would it be?
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Would you feed Oprah peanut butter on a spoon seductively for a month straight to be able to host your own show on her OWN network? What would it be?
Well, I'd have to get over stage fright and be more social, but it'd probably be some show about business or something to get my feet wet and within the interest of her primary audience, then go on to create my own show about cars that has the quirkiness of UK Top Gear but with elements of more traditional shows (like Motor Trend or something). But I HAVE met her though.

(A lookalike, but still)

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To his defense, that is a great looking vacuum.
Is it a Dirt Devil or a Hoover?
Actually, that looks like a Dyson to me.
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Actually, that looks like a Dyson to me.
I think you're right




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Who is the sexiest woman in the world today?
ScarJo.

Have sex with a dog and no one will ever know or your Mom and everyone will know you did it?
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Have sex with a dog and no one will ever know or your Mom and everyone will know you did it?
NO , and Hell No,

WTF??
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^Yes, WTF... But you forgot to ask a question. Unless the "WTF??" is the question itself, then I agree, it's very messed up.

On the subject of guilty pleasures though, what's yours (minus intimate relations with non-humans, of course)?
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Sure it was messed up but at least @Billup was man enough to make a choice on my other messed up question (page 1)
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Sure it was messed up but at least @Billup was man enough to make a choice on my other messed up question (page 1)
Unlike the pansies around here, I have no shame in my game son.


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