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      09-14-2015, 06:29 PM   #45
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      09-14-2015, 06:33 PM   #46
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-14-2015, 06:39 PM   #47
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      09-14-2015, 06:39 PM   #48
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      09-14-2015, 06:42 PM   #49
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No rules here whatever the couple can negotiate or coerce the other to do.
I say the more the merrier.
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      09-14-2015, 06:42 PM   #50
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When I was single I had chicks on rotation so I could pretty much get it everyday. Except for Sunday cause that was brunch at moms day followed by all day video game binge.

I been with my current girl since late 2011 and of course it was constant at first. It got even better once she moved in but much like stocks once the sex peaks then it starts to fall. Once she started working her new job, her commute increased so now we pretty much get it in about 3 time a week like everyone else. Obviously that's not enough for a dude so after the gym I take a nice hot shower and beat my dick like it owes me money.
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      09-14-2015, 06:43 PM   #51
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Depends on how much air I have to put back into her.
More blows for you!
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      09-14-2015, 07:39 PM   #52
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Depends on age, and what kinda medication you are on.

I knew a guy when I was in early 20s, and he had no desire to have sex with his gf for 6+ month from medication. That is normal with that specific meds.
At least he allocate all his thinking from "sex" "porning" plans to his career.
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      09-14-2015, 07:40 PM   #53
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When I was single I had chicks on rotation so I could pretty much get it everyday. Except for Sunday cause that was brunch at moms day followed by all day video game binge.

I been with my current girl since late 2011 and of course it was constant at first. It got even better once she moved in but much like stocks once the sex peaks then it starts to fall. Once she started working her new job, her commute increased so now we pretty much get it in about 3 time a week like everyone else. Obviously that's not enough for a dude so after the gym I take a nice hot shower and beat my dick like it owes me money.
STDs.....
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      09-14-2015, 08:06 PM   #54
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I am still a virgin so I can't comment...
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      09-14-2015, 08:21 PM   #55
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The only type of thread that could have more exaggeration is if someone started a thread asking how much men make, what their bonus was last year, and their height, all in the same post.
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      09-14-2015, 08:41 PM   #56
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      09-14-2015, 08:52 PM   #57
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The only type of thread that could have more exaggeration is if someone started a thread asking how much men make, what their bonus was last year, and their height, all in the same post.
Don't forget dick size!
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      09-14-2015, 08:56 PM   #58
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Don't forget dick size!
I would say-

Annual Income
Dick Size
Driving Ability
Fighting Ability
Weightlifting Ability
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      09-14-2015, 09:00 PM   #59
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Don't forget dick size!
I would say-

Annual Income
Dick Size
Driving Ability
Fighting Ability
Weightlifting Ability
Annual income - $4.5m (plus bonus)
Dick size - 9 inches
Driving ability - Sebastian Vettel
Fighting ability - Ronda Rousey v Bethe Correia
Weightlifting ability - bench 800

I also have sex five times a day, minimum. This is normal. Anyone lesser should be ashamed.

Am I doing this right?
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      09-14-2015, 09:04 PM   #60
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Annual income - $4.5m (plus bonus)
Dick size - 9 inches
Driving ability - Sebastian Vettel
Fighting ability - Ronda Rousey v Bethe Correia
Weightlifting ability - bench 800

I also have sex five times a day, minimum. This is normal. Anyone lesser should be ashamed.

Am I doing this right?
Oh... so average?
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      09-14-2015, 09:04 PM   #61
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The only type of thread that could have more exaggeration is if someone started a thread asking how much men make, what their bonus was last year, and their height, all in the same post.
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Don't forget dick size!
....and Credit Score....don't forget about that nugget of info.
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      09-14-2015, 09:09 PM   #62
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Annual income - $4.5m (plus bonus)
Dick size - 9 inches
Driving ability - Sebastian Vettel
Fighting ability - Ronda Rousey v Bethe Correia
Weightlifting ability - bench 800

I also have sex five times a day, minimum. This is normal. Anyone lesser should be ashamed.

Am I doing this right?
Oh... so average?
According to most men's measuring ability... Yes, spot on average :
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      09-14-2015, 09:10 PM   #63
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....and Credit Score....don't forget about that nugget of info.
TWINS....

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      09-14-2015, 09:16 PM   #64
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Sex typically gets less frequent over time, even in the best relationships. This means that if you're not married/have children and it already isn't frequent enough, you're in for some dissapointment. If you're not sexually compatible (frequency is a big part of this), you need to really think twice before progressing to the next step. Again, it won't get better, only slightly worse at best.
This is true.

You can point out whomever you believe the most attractive person in the world, and I can guarantee there is someone out there that has gotten tired of sleeping with them.
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Sex with yourself doesn't count
Right that's daily. But I've been married 3 years and once a week is normal. After the first 1k times it gets old.
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