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taking my boys to my moms for mothers day

[Kevin M]

There are only like 4 responses to the topic of this thread.

Flowers, card, out to a casual lunch is all it takes boys.

Lets continue to stay off topic though, it's highly entertaining.

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by xQx

This entire thread is gold! I'd do this with quotes but it'd be a whole-page response, so username tags it is:

Todd0131 LOL!

Alfisti Couldn't agree more. My wife's birthday is the 28th of May, my youngest daughter early june. June 10 I think. It's fucked, It's like Valentines day, Easter, Mothers Day, Birthday, Birthday, FFS!!! give me a break.

UncleWede LOL, Agree!

aozer Seriously, enjoy what you've got while you've got it. Having a wife is awesome. Having a wife & kids... can be awesome, but has its drawbacks. Everyone will tell you how awesome it is to have a wife and kids. Let me say, it ain't all roses. Here's a shit secret - if you're not happy being single, you're very unlikely to be happy with a wife and kids. Rewarding, yes. Draining, more so. Go enjoy Mothers day with some cocaine and hookers while you still can my man. Only kidding. But not really.

Me, for mothers day, I'll be in Europe for a mates wedding while my Wife & young kids are on the other side of the world. Talk about having an amazing wife.

lmaooo

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by smoosh

jesus bro, you sound like a chick!!

shutup and finger fuck her right at the bar...after you finger fuck her, take that finger and stick it in her ass, and make her lick your finger, while staring at the bartender deadass in his eyeballs... SMFH talking about "waaaaah she only wanted to have sex with me waaaaah waaaah I feel used, why can't I just find someone who makes my wittle heart happy" SMH

hahaha I'm dying

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by smoosh

jesus bro, you sound like a chick!!

shutup and finger fuck her right at the bar...after you finger fuck her, take that finger and stick it in her ass, and make her lick your finger, while staring at the bartender deadass in his eyeballs... SMFH talking about "waaaaah she only wanted to have sex with me waaaaah waaaah I feel used, why can't I just find someone who makes my wittle heart happy" SMH

We got a NY n***a sighting!

[P1]

Originally Posted by smoosh

jesus bro, you sound like a chick!!

shutup and finger fuck her right at the bar...after you finger fuck her, take that finger and stick it in her ass, and make her lick your finger, while staring at the bartender deadass in his eyeballs... SMFH talking about "waaaaah she only wanted to have sex with me waaaaah waaaah I feel used, why can't I just find someone who makes my wittle heart happy" SMH

I know you're trolling, but that honestly sounds so depressing...

[Lups]

I got the cutest note ever, it took me a while to understand it, but apparently as my mother's day gift, I get to buy two tickets to Megadeth concert this summer!

Those little menaces just melt my heart!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by P1et

I know you're trolling, but that honestly sounds so depressing...

finger fucking a chick is depressing...?

when did this forum get so ghey?

[P1]

Originally Posted by smoosh

finger fucking a chick is depressing...?

when did this forum get so ghey?

I know guys who live that Tinder lifestyle. They are "happy" on Friday and Saturday night but honestly depressed the rest of the week. It's really sad.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by P1et

I know guys who live that Tinder lifestyle. They are "happy" on Friday and Saturday night but honestly depressed the rest of the week. It's really sad.

again, that's where they went wrong...Tinder, Bumble and every other dating social media site is stupid as fuck...

fuck bitches, focus on yourself...dudes and chicks that are on those sites have too many emotional issues to start with...I would know cause I used to be on there 2 or so years ago lol

it's important to be self-sufficient and those sites do the opposite...you become dependent on getting matches and shit...

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by smoosh

again, that's where they went wrong...Tinder, Bumble and every other dating social media site is stupid as fuck...

fuck bitches, focus on yourself...dudes and chicks that are on those sites have too many emotional issues to start with...I would know cause I used to be on there 2 or so years ago lol

it's important to be self-sufficient and those sites do the opposite...you become dependent on getting matches and shit...

lol tinder


edit: got my mom a spa day and we had dinner

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by P1et

I know you're trolling, but that honestly sounds so depressing...

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