[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Legit girls like to have fun too.

oh no doubt, just sayin a club isn't the BEST place but it is possible.

[shah269]

Originally Posted by grimlock

0.What is the sound of an empty auditorium?
>>>Of peace, try it. Sit in an empty auditorium, close your eyes, empty your thoughts and open your mind and take a deep breath and be one with who and what you are. If you get scared it's ok.

1. How do you reconcile being a 'player' and finding the one, or do you believe in such?
>>>If you get the chance read the book "The Game" this is the crux of the riddle. Is a video game as much fun when won using a cheat code as when won via hard work? I don't know. Just because you have the cheat code doesn't mean you will have an easy path to enlightenment. That said you have to understand knowledge is a means to an end and not a mean in itself. That is to say know what you want and who you are and what makes you happy. It's not easy. I suggest this to all my friends. Write a list of no more than 10 key personality characteristics you seek to find in a life partner. Key issues such as education, employment, life views and utilize what you learn from me and others to find that person who is your life partner and lover.

2. Honestly how many girls have you screwed?
>>>Getting laid is easy. Be at the right place at the right time with the right smell and the right push and getting laid isn't that hard. Remember women enjoy sex as much we men do. They just want a good lay as you do. They just want a guy who won't speak behind her back.

3. What were you doing on a blind date with a fat 33yr old?
>>>Never say no to a blind date. If nothing you make a good friend and you spend an evening away from your home. Just be a gentlemen listen attentively and don't lead her on.

4. Is it wrong to shoot for 90% success rate rather than 90% failure rate? I don't think I have time to get rejected 90% of the time, I would have to be hitting on 9-10s most of my waking time.
>>>OK let's assume half the women you will ever meet are either married or dating someone. So from 100% you are down to 50% half of what is left is having a bad day or on a rebound. You are left with 25%. Some are just not feeling well and let's be honest, you are not every woman's type just as not every woman is your type. Be happy with 10% of all the women on earth. And the other 90% are your friends.

5. Is it wrong to seek sexual fulfillment online as a better use of time, rather than spend hours chasing girls for a few seconds of glory?
>>>I'm on POF and OKcupid. Tools just tools to help you do some recon. But be careful don't be discouraged by women who do not respond to your advances online and don't be upset if all the women want to do is chat chat text text text. Many women are so messed up that all they ever want is a pocket book boyfriend. I've known many very smart well to do women who would flash photos of a guy claiming he was her boyfriend when in reality he was nothing more than some random friend or relative. And why would a woman do this? Simply put they are in love with the fantasy of the guy rather than the guy. It's like you wanting a F40. Yeah it's a fantasy and gorgeous and perfect...but would you want to live with it everyday?
But that said be very blunt with what you put on these profile, I am this that and the other thing this is what I want and this is what I'll accept. As much as women bitch about it if you have a good photo of yourself shirtless doing something other than hanging out in the bathroom post it. I have one where I'm vacuum cleaning and thought it was the perfect level of porn for the ladies. A well educated, well to do, well built man shirtless with a high end vacuum cleaner doing what turns every girl on...cleaning his house. It works.

Ok off to a meeting. I'm more than happy to help you guys out. Again please don't confuse this advice for being a cockey misogynistic bastard. Rather take this advice and be sure of who you are. But above all be respectful not only to others but to yourself.

[qba335i]

+1
Club is a good place for some fun - just don't expect to meet a wife there.

You need to define what you want to get from a girl. There are two types of girls: (1) girls we want to have some fun with and nothing more and (2) girls we want to actually date. Just think what you want/expect from girl in each category and adjust your strategy.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by shah269

Ok off to a meeting. I'm more than happy to help you guys out. Again please don't confuse this advice for being a cockey misogynistic bastard. Rather take this advice and be sure of who you are. But above all be respectful not only to others but to yourself.

Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions. It helps clear up a lot of things.

[DARK_M3]

lol

[iBoost]

One of the best threads in here in a loooooong time!

[Masterplan]

Originally Posted by iBoost

One of the best threads in here in a loooooong time!

+1. Some awesome reading here

[DARK_M3]

I've had sex with thousands of women from the comfort of my computer screen.

[kevinbahnz]

awesome read. this is very similar(entertaining) to a topic that was posted back in 08 about the guy from cali who went to london and hooking up with this chick and ended up banging her sister.

[Rookie83]

Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

awesome read. this is very similar(entertaining) to a topic that was posted back in 08 about the guy from cali who went to london and hooking up with this chick and ended up banging her sister.

Damn, i remember that from my old forum. That was an excellent story, took FOREVER to read but was a good story. If im not mistaken didnt he leave everyone hanging in the end though?

[kevinbahnz]

Originally Posted by Rookie83

Damn, i remember that from my old forum. That was an excellent story, took FOREVER to read but was a good story. If im not mistaken didnt he leave everyone hanging in the end though?

I don't know it's been so long i forgot what happened in the end.. wasn't it from this forum and continued somewhere else. ? or vice versa..? Anyways, Shah maybe a reincarnation of the other guy. their writing styles are almost the same. haha

[shah269]

Wow lots of questions regarding where to find girls?
Well, ok fair enough. Of the US population they comprise 53% of the population! So how hard can it be to find a dozen right?
But where are they all?

OK I'm F-U-C-K-E-D. I live in Northern NJ. Where I live if I want to find a girl that interests me; educated, outgoing, athletic and not interested in kids I have to get in my car and drive to NYC. So that's $10 in gas, $12 in tolls and $30 in parking before I even say hi?

The key is "want to find a girl I'm interested in"
That's hard question for you to ask yourself. As much as women are under pressure to find Mr. Right we men are also under a great deal of pressure to find seduce and end up with Ms. Right as well. But the question is this, is your definition of what Ms. Right is the worlds definition of what Ms. Right should be? Before you simply giggle and say yes...stop and think about it. As important it is for you to know who and what you are it is equally important to know who and what you are interested in.

Women want nothing more than to change the perfect man they found into the man they thought they wanted (I'll talk about this later not today, but remind me ok!). You are better than that. You are a man. You will find the woman you want just the way she is and enjoy her for her perfections as well as her flaws.

So in the past we talked about wing men and wing women. Your typical chick who hangs out with dudes 24/7 so as to not be exposed to the back stabbing that takes place between chicks makes for a horrible wing man in a bar or a café. But if you have a wing girl who is somewhat like the type of girl you wish to find join her for a day of shopping for clothes.

Some of the best women I have ever met and some of the best dates I have ever had came from being at Express and screaming at my friend Erin to step out of the fitting room to show me how she looks. And when you see that cute girl smiling at you as she steps out of her fitting room and you are holding your friends hand bag make a snarky comment along the lines of "Guy friends, we make great coat racks...." and then comment on an item of clothing she has in her hand. If she likes you she will smile and say something about it ranging from "it didn't fit right" to "it's too small" and then you have your in. Talk to her about how you are helping your friend to shop for an outfit for an upcoming event and maybe you can help her as well........end of a few min she knows you she trusts you and you will have her name and number.

I hope this helps you guys.
See the key to being a "bad ass" is to know what your ass is all about.

[shah269]

Here is an example of how batshit women are!
I posted this on my facebook wall, and this is what one of my female friends wrote
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i choose older women. lol. it's not about women "taking long to stop being a bitch", it comes to a point where the women give up trying to change a man for the better. their either married (aka, they've practically won already) or their sin...gle (aka, they haven't successfully found a dude that fits their criteria) - both types as they get older stop caring and just want to have fun and fuck. the "girls your age" are still holding onto that glimpse of hope that they may make you a marry-able man.
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[Rookie83]

So true haha

[R3SQ]

I'm sorry but your friend sounds like she's batshit crazy, just like you said. What the fuck kind of reasoning is that?

On another note, I choose older women as well. I hung out with one for a while that was 19 years my elder (39) and it was freaking spectacular. I could do whatever the hell I wanted and got laid whenever I wanted. There was never any bullshit drama that one might encounter when dating younger girls or girls of the same age.

Originally Posted by shah269

Here is an example of how batshit women are!
I posted this on my facebook wall, and this is what one of my female friends wrote
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i choose older women. lol. it's not about women "taking long to stop being a bitch", it comes to a point where the women give up trying to change a man for the better. their either married (aka, they've practically won already) or their sin...gle (aka, they haven't successfully found a dude that fits their criteria) - both types as they get older stop caring and just want to have fun and fuck. the "girls your age" are still holding onto that glimpse of hope that they may make you a marry-able man.
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[shah269]

I'm having my mid afternoon tea,

The above response was from a woman in her late 20's.
She has a master's in education, is very attractive and was a part time model and from what I can tell well adjusted.

But what should have jumped out and hit you quick to reinforce what I've been speaking about over the past few days should have been the phrase <><><><>the women give up trying to change a man for the better<><><><>

Now ask yourself this, what if you as a man were to say "the man gives up trying to change the women for the better."

As you noticed you probably can't even say that phrase out loud in your own mind. Thus the world as it stands does not treat men equally to women. But such is life and you will not be able to change it. However you may rise above it.

And by rising about this you are "bad ass"

Understand and be ok with the simple fact that you are flawed and so are all those around you. Celebrate your flaws as your strengths.


And...use her flaws to disarm her! It's called a back handed compliment. There are many but you need to be quick on your feet to get it right. Case in point
"God I wish I had the guts to wear glasses like you, but hey you rock like that."

"Not every girl can pull off that color shoe/handbag/shirt/pants/panties. But you make it look right!"

At best most women are insecure about EVERYTHING that's why they are working so hard to change you so that you too can be as unstable as them. So by this back handed comment you in your skinny jeans giggling like some freaky ass anime asian school girl will get your game up.

And as for the most powerful response in texting to make things move your way no matter how bat shit crazy her text to you? A simple "OK" 15 min after her text will do just fine!

[Alpine Whiteboy]

[Rookie83]

That was pretty hillarious, can you please post it again so i can laugh... again

[grimlock]

I disagree.
Just because you mention the word 'gay' a million times, talk about skinny jeans, befriend all the untaken women in the world, talk about 'anime', think wearing 'flash' is better than black, something about 'changing what women/you want'.... does not automatically qualify you as gay. I say this with a straight face.

[shah269]

ok sure you walk in any bar any place rocking black on black on black with you and 15 of your guy friends asking all the random ladies how they like your skinny jeans and their thoughts on anime and...well just let me know what bar this will be at because I'm a numbers game kind of guy. And by having you guys at the bar I'm going to look like the god that I am!

Now that rebuttal aside I'm having my afternoon tea and it's time to talk. Sit down and listen up.

We talked about getting laid and bumping into the right girl as a simple numbers game? And for a lack of a better word it is. And doesn't have to be expensive or require you to have costume changes.....and for the love of shit don't bring those homemade brownies you made.

It is however like walking on a knives edge. On one hand you should be hitting up every girl at the party/BBQ/Bar/Lounge/ Brisk/sacrifice of the virgin to the sun god Ra. But on the other, you don't want to come across as a manho either. And that there is not easy.

Yes you can do it but should you? Well? Yes and no. In my experience just going from dry humping one leg to another isn't the best way to do things. However I believe in the rule of halves.

The rule is rather simple, give a girl your undivided attention for a half an hour, then for a half an hour just give her half your attention and then move on to the next girl and then come see her an hour later. Half an hour seems like a long time but it's not. If you are a good listener and can take what she has told you and relate it to your life experiences those minutes will fly by quickly.

And when you walk away walk away making her laugh, a simple smile will do or a silly little joke. And while you are away sure another guy wearing all black or blue will come over and do the funky chicken in front of her and she will look at you and you will look back and just smile and look away.

See the key to being a true asshole is knowing what you are worth. You are worth more than that baboon who is now throwing gang signs and pointing back at his crew and ending every sentence with the line "sup sup shorty".

After the little primate has crab walked his way away slide back for a drink and say hi. A simple hi will go farther than you ever thought possible. And then you can get her number as if it's nothing.

This worked for me a good 50% of the time. Which is better than never and much better than sometimes. I used this very tactic in a backyard BBQ and got two numbers and two dates. One was an older woman who is a world traveler and lives in NYC...shit now I have to drive into NYC to get laid. And the other is a teacher...boy those girls are fun as hell!

But remember two things,
1) You have to know how much you are worth, and I assure you it's significantly more than the girl you are talking to and leaps and bounds above that baboon.

2) Sometimes you just are not going to be in the mood to get your game on. So just have fun and enjoy life with your friends.

Drive safe be safe and always use a rubber.
Shah

[shah269]

I'm having my afternoon cup of tea and thus it's time for pontification.

OK so now you know where to find the ladies? What their problem is with respect to why they may have a hard time saying yes to your honest advances? And we have spoken about knowing yourself worth?

To sum it up in one quick catch phrase;
NO BBW in the BMW!

That aside you are catching up in the world. More power to you. But today we are going to talk about a major issue you will face in your love life as well as your business life.

Cockblockers.

Cock blockers come in two varieties the first we talked about. The token fat chick, and she doesn't even have to be fat. Just some woman who is having a bad evening and is determined to make it such that your evening sucks as bad as hers does by not allowing you to seduce her hot and friendly friend.
That we can live with.

What we can't live with are male cockblockers. When I rule the world cockblockers will be hunted with attack helicopters, captured and feed to sharks with freaking laser beams! Everyone deserves a warm meal.

Now there are in your face cockblocking where you are wondering why the fuck this asshole is just about tea bagging you and then you have your friends.

Yes my good friends your friends can and will cockblock you more than any random dick in any random bar at any random time. And it's not that they want to it's just....well it's comoplicated.

You have me, all bow and hail to me, for letting you in on an insider note about you being worth more than chasing chubbies. And giving you a few hints as to how one goes about hitting on attractive women and doing very well.

If you listened and believe and trusted yourself, you will do well. Not all will be this self secure an self built. You will have friends who think their dick is valued less than a dried up cheese doodle and no matter how much they make or how well they do in life or how bad ass their cars are that they are only worthy of dating chubbies and baging chubbies.

And we have talked about this haven't we? Nothing in nature chases a chubbie other than people with mental proglems. But hey on one is as perfect as us. Thus why you will have a friend say such asinine things as "Oh you are too picky" "oh you need to expand your pallet" "Man you are a misogynist." And my personal favorite that makes me want to take a black jack to the back of my good friends head to get him out of his misery........"But she is nice"

You know what's nice, an apple straddle with a nice cup of black tea on an chilly...where the fuck did summer go....afternoon. That's nice! You know what's not nice! Your friend telling you this shit while he is struggling to wrap his arm around his BBW woman and attempting to look happy!

So what to do what to do...? You could shoot your friend? That's bad! You could harpoon his gf and send her off to Japan where they will feast on her blubber for decades? That's bad too! Make new friends? Shit man that's just lots of work! OR, you can stick with your guns and keep hitting on long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotties! And let your friend the chubby chaser jump on the fat ones for you. Eventually he will either loose his mind and marry one, at which point you will be invited to a wedding as the best man and spend the evening trying to arrange a three way with two of the brides maids.

She will one night roll over on his skinny ass and crush him to death....in which case you will get his pimped out hoopty and attempt to get a three way going with the two local girls who showed up to his wake for free punch and pie.

Or he will wake up in which case you will have a partner in crime.

Now my tea and apple strudel are done, so go off and make me a window sticker that says "NO BBW in the BMW!"

Originally Posted by shah269

I'm having my afternoon cup of tea and thus it's time for pontification.

OK so now you know where to find the ladies? What their problem is with respect to why they may have a hard time saying yes to your honest advances? And we have spoken about knowing yourself worth?

To sum it up in one quick catch phrase;
NO BBW in the BMW!

That aside you are catching up in the world. More power to you. But today we are going to talk about a major issue you will face in your love life as well as your business life.

Cockblockers.

Cock blockers come in two varieties the first we talked about. The token fat chick, and she doesn't even have to be fat. Just some woman who is having a bad evening and is determined to make it such that your evening sucks as bad as hers does by not allowing you to seduce her hot and friendly friend.
That we can live with.

What we can't live with are male cockblockers. When I rule the world cockblockers will be hunted with attack helicopters, captured and feed to sharks with freaking laser beams! Everyone deserves a warm meal.

Now there are in your face cockblocking where you are wondering why the fuck this asshole is just about tea bagging you and then you have your friends.

Yes my good friends your friends can and will cockblock you more than any random dick in any random bar at any random time. And it's not that they want to it's just....well it's comoplicated.

You have me, all bow and hail to me, for letting you in on an insider note about you being worth more than chasing chubbies. And giving you a few hints as to how one goes about hitting on attractive women and doing very well.

If you listened and believe and trusted yourself, you will do well. Not all will be this self secure an self built. You will have friends who think their dick is valued less than a dried up cheese doodle and no matter how much they make or how well they do in life or how bad ass their cars are that they are only worthy of dating chubbies and baging chubbies.

And we have talked about this haven't we? Nothing in nature chases a chubbie other than people with mental proglems. But hey on one is as perfect as us. Thus why you will have a friend say such asinine things as "Oh you are too picky" "oh you need to expand your pallet" "Man you are a misogynist." And my personal favorite that makes me want to take a black jack to the back of my good friends head to get him out of his misery........"But she is nice"

You know what's nice, an apple straddle with a nice cup of black tea on an chilly...where the fuck did summer go....afternoon. That's nice! You know what's not nice! Your friend telling you this shit while he is struggling to wrap his arm around his BBW woman and attempting to look happy!

So what to do what to do...? You could shoot your friend? That's bad! You could harpoon his gf and send her off to Japan where they will feast on her blubber for decades? That's bad too! Make new friends? Shit man that's just lots of work! OR, you can stick with your guns and keep hitting on long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotties! And let your friend the chubby chaser jump on the fat ones for you. Eventually he will either loose his mind and marry one, at which point you will be invited to a wedding as the best man and spend the evening trying to arrange a three way with two of the brides maids.

She will one night roll over on his skinny ass and crush him to death....in which case you will get his pimped out hoopty and attempt to get a three way going with the two local girls who showed up to his wake for free punch and pie.

Or he will wake up in which case you will have a partner in crime.

Now my tea and apple strudel are done, so go off and make me a window sticker that says "NO BBW in the BMW!"

LOL that last line killed it. BMW is not a BBW car most def.

That's also how you don't see fatties driving luxury vehicles.