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      01-15-2017, 11:02 PM   #683
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And in.
In what though!?
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      01-16-2017, 08:01 AM   #684
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      01-16-2017, 08:25 AM   #686
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I always follow the 4x4 rule

4 times a day
4 times a week


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You think that's gloating? I've been masturbating for the last 4 days straight.



I'd be more shocked for someone to come in here and say they're asexual.
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I always follow the 4x4 rule

4 times a day
4 times a week
That's a solid rule. Once in the morning, once on lunch break, once after dinner, and once in the shower before bed.


4 times a week though seems...., not enough.
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That's a solid rule. Once in the morning, once on lunch break, once after dinner, and once in the shower before bed.


4 times a week though seems...., not enough.
You are in shape William . Good job !
But honestly it sounds like a mess..
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ahh yes, but your forgetting

1 day of sex with your sig other
1 day of sex with your mistress
and we REST on the 7th day


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That's a solid rule. Once in the morning, once on lunch break, once after dinner, and once in the shower before bed.


4 times a week though seems...., not enough.
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You are in shape William . Good job !
But honestly it sounds like a mess..
Well, the girl I was screwing has turned out to be crazy, so yeah. Not gonna do that anymore.

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ahh yes, but your forgetting

1 day of sex with your sig other
1 day of sex with your mistress
and we REST on the 7th day
See note above, girl was sexing is out of the picture due to crazy.


That would leave me with 3 rest days and thats 3 much too many.
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Well, the girl I was screwing has turned out to be crazy, so yeah. Not gonna do that anymore.

Yeah William...She is really crazy !
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Who are you heying? I hope not me. That leaves Belgie, Jaye, MK, and that Biorin dude.
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Who are you heying? I hope not me. That leaves Belgie, Jaye, MK, and that Biorin dude.
You know it is not you. You da man. Therefore you are not a boy. Applying the same criteria to the rest of the list, that leaves Belgie and Biorin.

Biorin is still a boy till the mustache grows longer, then man status will be reached.

Which will only leave Belgie.

And in that case, I'm truly uncertain as to whom I feel more sorry for.
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You know it is not you. You da man. Therefore you are not a boy. Applying the same criteria to the rest of the list, that leaves Belgie and Biorin.

Biorin is still a boy till the mustache grows longer, then man status will be reached.

Which will only leave Belgie.

And in that case, I'm truly uncertain as to whom I feel more sorry for.
I will no longer read posts with the word Belgie in it !

If you had only 0.000000000000001% respect for me ..you would call me Philippe !
Because Belgie = "Insane taxes + Jihadis with Boom" !
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I will no longer read posts with the word Belgie in it !

If you had only 0.000000000000001% respect for me ..you would call me Philippe !
Because Belgie = "Insane taxes + Jihadis with Boom" !
But see, that's the problem! I only have 0.00000000000000039% respect for you. So close.

What are your feelings on the name Eli? I might be able to stomach that.
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But see, that's the problem! I only have 0.00000000000000039% respect for you. So close.

What are your feelings on the name Eli? I might be able to stomach that.
Eli sucks man ! Eli sounds like it came straight out of the bible !

AMEN...
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Who are you heying? I hope not me. That leaves Belgie, Jaye, MK, and that Biorin dude.
You know it is not you. You da man. Therefore you are not a boy. Applying the same criteria to the rest of the list, that leaves Belgie and Biorin.

Biorin is still a boy till the mustache grows longer, then man status will be reached.

Which will only leave Belgie.

And in that case, I'm truly uncertain as to whom I feel more sorry for.
Excuse me. It's called proper mustache grooming and maintenance.
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I think I was a cheap ass today as a new mattress/box spring was delivered and they hauled away the old set and I only gave $10 each to the two delivery guys. Thoughts? FYI, I did leave the old set outside for them before they arrived.
That's a hefty tip for 1 mattress.
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