[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why's that? Women love sex just as much as men, just most aren't as apt to admit it.



Damn women, they know they love the dick, just fucking admit it!



Unless lesbos, then they love rubber dicks.

that's the logic I use when I "stumble" upon a dead chick in the forest and begin unzipping my pants

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why's that? Women love sex just as much as men, just most aren't as apt to admit it.



Damn women, they know they love the dick, just fucking admit it!



Unless lesbos, then they love rubber dicks.

Only because they usually have more access to sex than they have to relaxation and chilling. Research shows many women would prefer to get things done and THEN they can mentally focus on sex. So, assuming limited quantity, would choose labor / mental space, knowing that they can get the sex later.

(Maybe I overthought this whole thing... again.) I will count your vote as sex with man.

[US///M3]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't think it's the age that's important, but where I'm at mentally, career-wise, how long I've been with the person, etc. If you want a number, I guess I always figured 28 sounded like a good time to get married when I was a kid.

What's your type?

How important is aexual chemistry to you?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Only because they usually have more access to sex than they have to relaxation and chilling. Research shows many women would prefer to get things done and THEN they can mentally focus on sex. So, assuming limited quantity, would choose labor / mental space, knowing that they can get the sex later.

(Maybe I overthought this whole thing... again.) I will count your vote as sex with man.

Gender = identified.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Does he work naked?

Just joking. Sex. Absolutely fucking hell yes. Hubby could do the laundry at home.

My Kinda girl.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by smoosh

that's the logic I use when I "stumble" upon a dead chick in the forest and begin unzipping my pants

Three days ago this guy is crying about why his slut of an ex-girlfriend left him. Yesterday he made a post about how eating pussy is gross. Now he can't stop talking about fucking dead girls and cream pies. Dafuq?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Rubber irony!

I mean, wtf. Hot lesbo gets with a dyke, then gets smashed by a strap on? I know that no dyke lesbo can outperform a show stopper like myself with my 3'' of havoc.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The ones that do admit it, we call whores.

So that would make me a slutty whore then? I don't care how many dudes a chicks been with as long as shes clean and on point.

Originally Posted by smoosh

that's the logic I use when I "stumble" upon a dead chick in the forest and begin unzipping my pants

Another good one, is when a chick is forcefully saying no, but what she doesn't realize is that she is only suppressing her natural instinct to say yes, so you have to literally take over her and the situation for her to come back to reality.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Three days ago this guy is crying about why his slut of an ex-girlfriend left him. Yesterday he made a post about how eating pussy is gross. Now he can't stop talking about fucking dead girls and cream pies. Dafuq?

If I'm creamping a chick on the first date, someone else is creamping that chick on their first date

my pops told me never to eat another man's creampie

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Three days ago this guy is crying about why his slut of an ex-girlfriend left him. Yesterday he made a post about how eating pussy is gross. Now he can't stop talking about fucking dead girls and cream pies. Dafuq?

It's a phase. This is how he gets over the whores.

Originally Posted by Axius

I mean, wtf. Hot lesbo gets with a dyke, then gets smashed by a strap on? I know that no dyke lesbo can outperform a show stopper like myself with my 3'' of havoc.

I agree with this.

So that would make me a slutty whore then? I don't care how many dudes a chicks been with as long as shes clean and on point.

I agree with this.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

So that would make me a slutty whore then? I don't care how many dudes a chicks been with as long as shes clean and on point.

I guess that would make me one too. I like a girl that knows what she's doing. She has to be clean though.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by smoosh

If I'm creamping a chick on the first date, someone else is creamping that chick on their first date

my pops told me never to eat another man's creampie

I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't wash her vagina in between first dates and first fucks.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by smoosh

If I'm creamping a chick on the first date, someone else is creamping that chick on their first date

my pops told me never to eat another man's creampie

Based upon previous thread about your ex, there is a 99.876% chance that you already failed to follow your dad's advice.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Based upon previous thread about your ex, there is a 99.876% chance that you already failed to follow your dad's advice.

HAHAHA

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Based upon previous thread about your ex, there is a 99.876% chance that you already failed to follow your dad's advice.

that's why I'm stressing this point, lesson learned

don't want others to make the same mistake

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I guess that would make me one too. I like a girl that knows what she's doing. She has to be clean though.

I dunno why I read that as "she doesn't have to be clean though".


Like, I laughed really hard at it and then I re-read it and I was like, nah, David isn't that much of a savage.

Originally Posted by Axius

I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't wash her vagina in between first dates and first fucks.

You know what's crazy, women are very sanitary beings, except when it comes to the mess they leave behind in the bathroom. Back in my glory days, I frequented them regularly when I was tasked with cleaning them as a warehouse associate at DSW shoe warehouse.


My GOD the stench and the menstrual/tampon disposal boxes. Holy fuck.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Based upon previous thread about your ex, there is a 99.876% chance that you already failed to follow your dad's advice.

OH MY GOD!!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't wash her vagina in between first dates and first fucks.

so if some dude creampied a chick yesterday, and this morning she washed her vagina, you would eat her out tonight ?

[Verbiage]

Wait, is this the girl thread or moddie's thread?



Shit man. LOL

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I dunno why I read that as "she doesn't have to be clean though".


Like, I laughed really hard at it and then I re-read it and I was like, nah, David isn't that much of a savage.

LMFAO!!! Yeah man, definitely not that much of a savage. I like to stay away from the questionable ones.

Originally Posted by smoosh

so if some dude creampied a chick yesterday, and this morning she washed her vagina, you would eat her out tonight ?

This is a serious question. He's seeing his ex tonight and told her he'd eat her out. He just doesn't know what she did last night.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

This is a serious question. He's seeing his ex tonight and told her he'd eat her out. He just doesn't know what she did last night.

nah, i'm creamping 3 other chicks, no need to hit her stupid ass up

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

LMFAO!!! Yeah man, definitely not that much of a savage. I like to stay away from the questionable ones.

This is a serious question. He's seeing his ex tonight and told her he'd eat her out. He just doesn't know what she did last night.

smoosh shower with her first and wash her body down yourself to guarantee the cleanliness and woo her with your romanticism.



Not speaking from experience, of course.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by smoosh

so if some dude creampied a chick yesterday, and this morning she washed her vagina, you would eat her out tonight ?

I find my self profoundly confused about who to pity in your former relationship:
You, because she cheated on you...
Her, for being with you...
You, for being with someone that is sad enough to be with you...
Her, for being...

You see what is happening here... it is an endless cycle of fail.
If there is some quantifiable limit of goodness in the world, some of it died today, right here in this thread.