[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

YES!!!

smoosh should start it!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I lol'd at this one... nice subtlety with the Latina - back to India thing. The rest of you still creeps me out. I thought you'd want to know.

thx bud

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

smoosh should start it!

I have a better chance of getting married before that happens.

[US///M3]

I came on here expecting some bimmettes to give me tips on relationships instead you guys turned it into a sausage fest.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by US///M3

I came on here expecting some bimmettes to give me tips on relationships instead you guys turned it into a sausage fest.

Truth. bimmette didn't even answer my question. We scared her away.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by US///M3

I came on here expecting some bimmettes to give me tips on relationships instead you guys turned it into a sausage fest.

You're clearly new here.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just because you like sex, you don't need to have it with everybody. Pick one and use him until the heart failure. Then search for a new victim.

So, our dicks are one heart beat away from exploring you?

[shoei]

I see smoosh is in the "bitches ain't shit" phase of his post breakup... Just seems like yesterday he was sitting around with a tub of ice cream and watching romcoms and starting threads on how to cope with his ex girlfriend...

Today, he's slaying sluts all the way to the Mexican border... Where does the time go??

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wait until the folks here tell you I use my powers to collect money for charities and that I only eat organic food.

And I'm not a car lover. I would never get 3 cars but what I buy, I drive. Sure, my school run/ grocery store fetchers are a bit different than most ladies would buy but that's life.

Trust me, there are women here to drool on. I just prefer my smelly man image.

I can say this is all true. My take on Lups is that she is good peeps, she has a good heart and cares about people. She is rough around the edges and curses like a sailor, but that does not reflect her true self. I suspect that if you are one of Lups' close friends or loved ones that you have in Lups someone you can count on at all times. Lups' claim to fame is that she likes to pretend to be an outrageous 48 year old male pervert in this thread as humor for the masses. (Lups....you can tell the group if I am right or wrong).

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by smoosh

1. i'm indian
2. i ain't no bitch
3. i'm not a virgin

Young Bill Gates?

[Mywifes335]

Valid question:

Why are fat chicks so angry and seemingly vindictive?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by US///M3

She's a MILF.

blondes can't be milfs. We just have nothing in us after the boobs go.

Originally Posted by Axius

Lups is mine, back off. I've been cleaning her pool naked for the past year with very clear direction for my agenda.

Lol Billie!

I'm knitting a summer dress which is probably going to be so see through it could double as your uniform.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

I can say this is all true. My take on Lups is that she is good peeps, she has a good heart and cares about people. She is rough around the edges and curses like a sailor, but that does not reflect her true self. I suspect that if you are one of Lups' close friends or loved ones that you have in Lups someone you can count on at all times. Lups' claim to fame is that she likes to pretend to be an outrageous 48 year old male pervert in this thread as humor for the masses. (Lups....you can tell the group if I am right or wrong).

Hey a guy in bimmerpost said I'm a 48 year old male who doesn't shower and you know everything written it true!

The rest I would love to claim but I'll quote my three year old son from today to counter your kind words.

"Mom it is very weird that we are having zombie brains for dinner when grandma told us yesterday there are no such thing as zombies. I'm starting to think we need to put grandma down like we did to our old dog. she just isn't very bright anymore."

(cauliflower with cream sauce. Zombie brains clean up the plate even if I forget to buy bacon that the recipe demands)

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey a guy in bimmerpost said I'm a 48 year old male who doesn't shower and you know everything written it true!

The rest I would love to claim but I'll quote my three year old son from today to counter your kind words.

"Mom it is very weird that we are having zombie brains for dinner when grandma told us yesterday there are no such thing as zombies. I'm starting to think we need to put grandma down like we did to our old dog. she just isn't very bright anymore."

(cauliflower with cream sauce. Zombie brains clean up the plate even if I forget to buy bacon that the recipe demands)

My 5 year old son is fearless except for Zombies. Damn you Walking Dead commercials!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

My 5 year old son is fearless except for Zombies. Damn you Walking Dead commercials!

Mine thinks our neighbor is a zombie. I might be to blame for that one too.

Mine are pretty damn fearless in any normal thing but the fear of dying of thirst because we ran out of milk runs deep in this family. I swear to god we all drink more than three liters per day the the tiny ones learned to write to ensure they can make shopping lists for me.

"mom don't be silly. We don't need to know more words than milk and meat."

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Mine thinks our neighbor is a zombie. I might be to blame for that one too.

Mine are pretty damn fearless in any normal thing but the fear of dying of thirst because we ran out of milk runs deep in this family. I swear to god we all drink more than three liters per day the the tiny ones learned to write to ensure they can make shopping lists for me.

"mom don't be silly. We don't need to know more words than milk and meat."

You're raising them right.

My son eats like a caveman. He's very athletic and big. He likes to say, "my thing is fighting". Sweet boy but loves to wrestle and fight. I've got him enrolled in Kung Fu 3x a week.

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey a guy in bimmerpost said I'm a 48 year old male who doesn't shower and you know everything written it true!

The rest I would love to claim but I'll quote my three year old son from today to counter your kind words.

"Mom it is very weird that we are having zombie brains for dinner when grandma told us yesterday there are no such thing as zombies. I'm starting to think we need to put grandma down like we did to our old dog. she just isn't very bright anymore."

(cauliflower with cream sauce. Zombie brains clean up the plate even if I forget to buy bacon that the recipe demands)

LOL

[US///M3]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lups is mine, back off. I've been cleaning her pool naked for the past year with very clear direction for my agenda.

How about the cat lady?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Young Bill Gates?

I think you mean Mukesh Ambani

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Valid question:

Why are fat chicks so angry and seemingly vindictive?

Because they are fat.

[smoosh]

serious question: how much, if any, do you women, generally, factor in race and ethnicity if a man were to approach you? is it just like noticing height or a nice smile, or something more? what about after the first, second dates?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

serious question: how much, if any, do you women, generally, factor in race and ethnicity if a man were to approach you? is it just like noticing height or a nice smile, or something more? what about after the first, second dates?

I'm not sure what you're after with this one, but then again I can scare off any man in less than twenty seconds.