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      08-27-2014, 12:07 PM   #7547
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^ simple solution, ex-lax the sandwich watch who spend the entire day in the bathroom
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      08-27-2014, 12:12 PM   #7548
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^ simple solution, ex-lax the sandwich watch who spend the entire day in the bathroom
Yeah, I would have been way more vindictive than going to HR. I would have filled that fucker with ghost peppers and that mouth numbing gel for tooth aches.
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      08-27-2014, 12:27 PM   #7549
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Yeah, I would have been way more vindictive than going to HR. I would have filled that fucker with ghost peppers and that mouth numbing gel for tooth aches.
wouldnt the mouth numbing gel cancel out the effects of the peppers?
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wouldnt the mouth numbing gel cancel out the effects of the peppers?
I would imagine it would delay the effects of the peppers, because that gel wears off relatively quickly (maybe a couple minutes, at least for me).

So after a couple minutes of enjoying the sandwich, you get hit with a shit storm of heat.
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I would imagine it would delay the effects of the peppers, because that gel wears off relatively quickly (maybe a couple minutes, at least for me).

So after a couple minutes of enjoying the sandwich, you get hit with a shit storm of heat.
And since you would have eaten some of it already you will have a very bad experience on the throne in a few hours too.
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I would imagine it would delay the effects of the peppers, because that gel wears off relatively quickly (maybe a couple minutes, at least for me).

So after a couple minutes of enjoying the sandwich, you get hit with a shit storm of heat.
I worked as inside sales rep at Dell as my first job out of college. You call Dell, you want a personal computer, you get me on the line. I brought my sandwiches to work every day, and they were good too. So I just put them in the break room fridge. A few months into the job, this asshole started taking bites out of them. Not taking the entire sandwich, not half; just a bite or two. Disgusting. After a few notes on the fridge didn't resolve it, I sent out an email to what I thought was my inside sales team. WRONG. I sent it to some alias that the sales managers, their managers and the VPs were copied in on. This even went outside of the US to international territories. Very embarrassing and I go into a heap of trouble since I "threatened" my fellow employees. Ugh. Fast forward a few years later and I'm sitting down with my new manager. He said OH SHIT, are you the sandwich email guy? He had gotten the email years earlier, saved it cos he thought it was hilarious. Aah, to be 22 again.
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I worked as inside sales rep at Dell as my first job out of college. You call Dell, you want a personal computer, you get me on the line. I brought my sandwiches to work every day, and they were good too. So I just put them in the break room fridge. A few months into the job, this asshole started taking bites out of them. Not taking the entire sandwich, not half; just a bite or two. Disgusting. After a few notes on the fridge didn't resolve it, I sent out an email to what I thought was my inside sales team. WRONG. I sent it to some alias that the sales managers, their managers and the VPs were copied in on. This even went outside of the US to international territories. Very embarrassing and I go into a heap of trouble since I "threatened" my fellow employees. Ugh. Fast forward a few years later and I'm sitting down with my new manager. He said OH SHIT, are you the sandwich email guy? He had gotten the email years earlier, saved it cos he thought it was hilarious. Aah, to be 22 again.
LOL. The sandwich email guy. Reminds me of a certain South Park episode.

That is hilarious though, did you ever even find out who it was?
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LOL. The sandwich email guy. Reminds me of a certain South Park episode.

That is hilarious though, did you ever even find out who it was?
Never found out who it was, but after I sent that email, whoever was taking bites did stop!
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Never found out who it was, but after I sent that email, whoever was taking bites did stop!

It was one of the managers doing it... not who you thought it was
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Mannnnnnnnnnnn... how drunk was he? They are al soooooo haggard looking.
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That was one helluva night. And he kept in touch with all of them.
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