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      04-01-2016, 12:16 PM   #7701
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Not enough nudes, I rate you like a 6ish.



I'm just tired of people screenshotting all my naked pics and spreading them around the internet. It's like you can't trust anybody anymore.
You've never once sent me a nude.
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Afraid you are going to "break the Internet" if you open your ass selfies up to the world?
HAHAHA I definitely do not post any ass selfies. You wouldn't want to see that!
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      04-01-2016, 12:17 PM   #7703
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I don't post my face (or any part of my body) on the web. Just not how I roll.

Nice photos Verb, I followed
Likewise! Very lofty!
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      04-01-2016, 12:17 PM   #7704
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Afraid you are going to "break the Internet" if you open your ass selfies up to the world?
Axius and ASB broke BP.....

It could happen.
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      04-01-2016, 12:19 PM   #7705
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You've never once sent me a nude.
Once I receive the first one from someone else, I know it's game on.



So, do you want to play a game?

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Axius and ASB broke BP.....

It could happen.
Ummmm, you were involved in that whole charade as well.
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      04-01-2016, 12:20 PM   #7706
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You can look up on IG without a login.

Like one of my favorite actors:

https://www.instagram.com/donnieyenofficial/
He has nothing on this dreamy guy

https://www.instagram.com/aaronkwokxx/
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      04-01-2016, 12:20 PM   #7707
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Once I receive the first one from someone else, I know it's game on.



So, do you want to play a game?
Check PM
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      04-01-2016, 12:21 PM   #7708
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Check PM
Impressive, you dirty dog, you.
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Impressive, you dirty dog, you.
Me looking at your reply.

*Artists rendering, not actual pic.
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      04-01-2016, 12:25 PM   #7710
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Can't we all just get along?
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Billup.
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      04-01-2016, 12:34 PM   #7713
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BILLUP! Didn't know that guy had a SnapChat, what's his handle?
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      04-01-2016, 12:45 PM   #7714
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I have multiple...
Mine involves near-homicide...

and

Impromptu transcontinental relocation...

(Pre-marriage, no mistress, but was (sadly) the "other man" in one scenario (BUT SHE WAS LEAVING HIM!))
Same on multiple and same on other guy in other instances. But can't go into those since these are not public.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Share.
Oh boy. When I have a long block of time to type.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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He has nothing on this dreamy guy

https://www.instagram.com/aaronkwokxx/
But Donnie knows Kung Fu....
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But Donnie knows Kung Fu....
This is what I think about your kung fu



And I will sing it from every hilltop with this guy's voice

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      04-01-2016, 12:57 PM   #7718
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BILLUP! Didn't know that guy had a SnapChat, what's his handle?
He send me the best pics of kittens all the time.

And thanks Ax. I'll knit you a hat.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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He send me the best pics of kittens all the time.

And thanks Ax. I'll knit you a hat.

I've heard everytime he asks for pictures from you, there's a camera malfunction. Maybe I should send you a polaroid camera like Belgiums? They're literally bullet proof.


It's too warm for a hat! What about a man-kini?
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He send me the best pics of kittens all the time.

And thanks Ax. I'll knit you a hat.
Thanks for the motivation! I am going to sew me some gym shorts today! I like zipper pockets and gym shorts with zipper side pockets are hard to find!

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      04-01-2016, 01:06 PM   #7721
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I've heard everytime he asks for pictures from you, there's a camera malfunction. Maybe I should send you a polaroid camera like Belgiums? They're literally bullet proof.


It's too warm for a hat! What about a man-kini?
Hahaha!
I hate cameras! I can't help it. I get nauseous while one is pointing at me!

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Thanks for the motivation! I am going to sew me some gym shorts today! I like zipper pockets and gym shorts with zipper side pockets are hard to find!

Haha, good to see you around man!

Btw people, I am in an extra good mood today, so come up with things I can answer.
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Lups OK - you have 24 hours to do anything in the world. Anything at all that is actually possible. But you don't get to keep anything when you are done except memories. Experience only. What would you choose to do in those 24 hours?
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