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1MOREMOD · 08-18-2016, 12:00 AM

He's full of shit too

The Choosey begger · 08-18-2016, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

Don't you get tired of being right all the time?

what else did you figure out?

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by smoosh

In my opinion, there's nothing as truly satisfying for men as sex with women (again, minus generic outliers).

It's the most natural activity men can engage in.

Youre young call me in 20.

Yes grandpa

Why do men peak? Who do we better ourselves? Why do we lift weights? So we can increase the attractiveness of a mate.

Aatish · 08-18-2016, 12:11 AM

Too make up for below average pepehz

shoei · 08-18-2016, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

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Originally Posted by shoei

Not sure you are a sound source on this subject matter, no offense... Your rationale at times leaves a lot to be questioned... The number of times you've boasted or plugged Porsche Design clothing for starters... Followed immediately by your perception that women are naturally evil based upon your limited experience with them, followed by how we should run the opposite direction if we meet an Indian / Pakistani girl... Dated at least three and only one was bat shit crazy so your math is already off there...

You can't even smile in a picture with an attractive girl and looked like you were shitting your pants... You sir, are not a credible source when it comes to matters of the opposite sex...

Don't you get tired of being right all the time?

what else did you figure out?

What else have I learned?? Uhmmm...

The world is flat...

Mod is fiercely protective of dogs being used for ADA purposes...

SS has airplane issues, body issues, society issues, fitting in issues, death issues, being attractive issues, getting old issues, just issues all around...

smoosh has done a 180 and matured in front of our eyes and is socially acceptable now...

Sara has commitment issues...

Asb has survived the Great Depression - as a child...

you remind me of this guy who's been banned more times than Aatish has had success with women...

and apparently, tonight, it has been brought to my attention that Chantix is more deadlier than OxyContin...

But what do I know... I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

1MOREMOD · 08-18-2016, 12:15 AM

Nailed it

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nailed it

Nailed you

Aatish · 08-18-2016, 12:18 AM

You're starting to scare me Bhai. You need a bhang lasi, special pan, and a Sheela Ki Javani

The Choosey begger · 08-18-2016, 12:18 AM

Come at me Comrade shoei

Sorry 1MOREMOD, i'm a Bear.

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

You're starting to scare me Bhai. You need a bhang lasi, special pan, and a Sheela Ki Javani

hahaha!! Bhai my mother used to feed my lasis all the time as a kid when I wouldn't listen to her because she said it would make me more intelligent

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Clearly didn't work HAHAHA

1MOREMOD · 08-18-2016, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Nailed you

Ain't got nothing against what shoei said about me. He knows better than to poke the bear.

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Nailed you

Ain't got nothing against what shoei said about me. He knows better than to poke the bear.

Wrong "nailed"...

...M'daddy

1MOREMOD · 08-18-2016, 12:25 AM

Don't go sideways on me dopey

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't go sideways on me dopey

Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible

Aatish · 08-18-2016, 12:30 AM

[IMG]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3204840swsw.gif[/IMG]

The Choosey begger · 08-18-2016, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't go sideways on me dopey

You go sideways to make up for girth.

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:34 AM

Ok that was disgusting my bad lol

Nearly barfed up my rice and ground beef re-reading what I wrote

jtodd_fl · 08-18-2016, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible

Soon we'll be getting Little Smooshie Cream Pies

1MOREMOD · 08-18-2016, 12:36 AM

Don't act hard Anglo you need the protection on the yard

Aatish · 08-18-2016, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible

Soon we'll be getting Little Smooshie Cream Pies

Dammit dude! You're going to make me throw out my box of those aren't you

smoosh · 08-18-2016, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Fine, no sideways

You like front facing or backside ass in the face?

I'm flexible

Soon we'll be getting Little Smooshie Cream Pies

:

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Toddy, isn't it past your bedtime?

jtodd_fl · 08-18-2016, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Toddy, isn't it past your bedtime?

It is indeed. I have an early meeting too... #fail
I am "thinking". I distract myself when I am background-processing information in prep for a meeting. It's how I do.

08-18-2016, 12:00 AM	#7965
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08-18-2016, 12:11 AM	#7968
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08-18-2016, 12:15 AM	#7970
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Nailed it Attached Images
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08-18-2016, 12:18 AM	#7972
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	You're starting to scare me Bhai. You need a bhang lasi, special pan, and a Sheela Ki Javani __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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08-18-2016, 12:18 AM	#7973
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08-18-2016, 12:25 AM	#7977
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08-18-2016, 12:30 AM	#7979
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08-18-2016, 12:34 AM	#7981
smoosh fight me bro 2210 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Ok that was disgusting my bad lol Nearly barfed up my rice and ground beef re-reading what I wrote
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08-18-2016, 12:36 AM	#7983
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