04-09-2015, 02:15 PM | #8031 |
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04-09-2015, 04:02 PM | #8033 |
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I heard about this on the drive in this morning. WTF happened to his face?
I'll wear a wire and we'll get that Jesus!!!! . . . and a baby aligator |
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04-09-2015, 04:56 PM | #8034 |
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Here I am reading the police statement and it just keeps getting better and better. I think I completely lost it at "you should arrest Jesus."
And then I got to the alligator part. |
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04-10-2015, 06:51 AM | #8036 |
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I have a pretty livid imagination, and I'm having a hard time putting all the pieces of this puzzle together, so that's saying something.
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04-10-2015, 05:46 PM | #8042 |
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04-13-2015, 07:53 AM | #8043 |
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Look at all you on your mighty dictionary horses. YUCK IT UP ALL YOU WANT. VIVID, LIVID, HIVID, SHMIVID.
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04-14-2015, 03:13 PM | #8047 |
is probably out riding.
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^^ That's actually true for some women.
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04-14-2015, 03:22 PM | #8048 |
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You take a 8.5 milf with massive tits back to your crib, they wipe their makeup off because "oh my gawd, I'm gonna break out if I leave my make up on while I sleep" and the next thing you know, you're lying in bed with a 50 year old dyke named Olga |
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You regretted that night instantly, huh?
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04-14-2015, 03:59 PM | #8050 |
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Doh!
Squishy got the axe!
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