[ashtaron14]

You're just doing it wrong, (NSFW, for language only, yes really)

[Billup]

Originally Posted by squishy

Yes, I'm Indian. No need to be narrow-minded fellas, not every male in the world is named Joe or Sam...

Anyways, thanks for the advice. Will definitely put it to use, and learn from my mistakes.

Don't let these dildos give you grief about your name. Women don't give a shit what your name is. Own it and run with it. Just get them engaged in the conversation, don't be so quick to let them go. Branch off what they say, throw in a comment, ask a question.


Let them talk about themselves. Women love talking about shit they like for some reason.



Or just use chloroform like Tonka suggested. Easy lay.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

Someone asked me about emjis the other day, and I still don't know what the fuck an emji is.


Mind you I'm 24.

A baby

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

A baby

Best looking one I know too. Life has only just begun. Although few occasions it could have ended. That's life I suppose...

Besides, aren't you like 19 or something?

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Ah.. the good old days when I asked for love advice on car forums..

Yeah, last week was so memorable.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ddk632

Yeah, last week was so memorable.

It almost feels as if it were only just yesterday our little grim was...., oh wait.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

Best looking one I know too. Life has only just begun. Although few occasions it could have ended. That's life I suppose...

Besides, aren't you like 19 or something?

Awww, you're sweet xoxo......I wish I was 19..

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by m3ray

Agreed. 2 days is money.

this thread is money

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Billup

Don't let these dildos give you grief about your name. Women don't give a shit what your name is. Own it and run with it. Just get them engaged in the conversation, don't be so quick to let them go. Branch off what they say, throw in a comment, ask a question.


Let them talk about themselves. Women love talking about shit they like for some reason.



Or just use chloroform like Tonka suggested. Easy lay.

Honestly, I can tell from this Billup gets a lot of tail.

Listen to him, learn from him.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Didn't read the thread, but from the title, i would suggest using less chloroform.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Honestly, I can tell from this Billup gets a lot of tail.

Listen to him, learn from him.

Haha, his words are true. Even I admit us females can be set off on a subject we like and none of you have to listen a word we say after it. Men are even easier, when they pause, I just repeat the last four words they say, and off they go again.

[Inspired]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Didn't read the thread, but from the title, i would suggest using less chloroform.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by Cripple

You sound more like a Shaniqua to me.

I may have dated a Shaniqua back in the day..or maybe it was sha quay quay

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

FWIW, I think he is Indian, but that's normal in Toronto.

Originally Posted by squishy

Yes, I'm Indian. No need to be narrow-minded fellas, not every male in the world is named Joe or Sam...

Anyways, thanks for the advice. Will definitely put it to use, and learn from my mistakes.

My Indian brotha! This is the internet, get some thick skin. You have to be witty in this world. Example, turn my stabs at your name into a joke or re direct it back at me in a sarcastic manner.

Anyways, being Indian is awesome! I'm 25% Indian and I think Indians are absolutely beautiful people. You got Aziz Ansari and Russel Peters tearing up the comedy game too

Yawar, when you wake up tomorrow, remember my comment on this god-forsaken internet car forum and go to starbucks and the first woman you see I don't care how ugly she is, just strike some small talk with her and end with "enjoy your day". That is your first confidence booster test and report back with how it went.

Billup and I will guide you along. I wish I could be there in person to show you how it's done. Good luck

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, his words are true. Even I admit us females can be set off on a subject we like and none of you have to listen a word we say after it. Men are even easier, when they pause, I just repeat the last four words they say, and off they go again.

I heard you were pretty cute, tell me about yourself.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I heard you were pretty cute, tell me about yourself.

Did you see her blog? I would tottttaallly date Lups. Totes Mcgoats.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I heard you were pretty cute, tell me about yourself.

I've had the longest e-crush on Lups but when I confessed my love to her she shut down her blog and all hell broke loose. I feel bad to this day because she's like the chick that will watch football with you and actually know what's going on during the game (just an analogy)

and she drives an F80 M3. Stick.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I've had the longest e-crush on Lups but when I confessed my love to her she shut down her blog and all hell broke loose. I feel bad to this day because she's like the chick that will watch football with you and actually know what's going on during the game (just an analogy)

and she drives an F80 M3. Stick.

What. The. Fu...

[Billup]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

My Indian brotha! This is the internet, get some thick skin. You have to be witty in this world. Example, turn my stabs at your name into a joke or re direct it back at me in a sarcastic manner.

Yawar, when you wake up tomorrow, remember my comment on this god-forsaken internet car forum and go to starbucks and the first woman you see I don't care how ugly she is, just strike some small talk with her and end with "enjoy your day". That is your first confidence booster test and report back with how it went.

Billup and I will guide you along. I wish I could be there in person to show you how it's done. Good luck

I bolded the first thing, because that's the kind of attitude you need to have in life. Be sarcastic, the internet is great for learning this. Go around and mess with people and play off it.

Also, Starbucks is a damn honey hole for chicks. They literally go there to just drink coffee alone. All you have to do is introduce yourself and let them talk about whatever chick book they are reading. Put your hand on their boob. Maybe grab a butt cheek. See where it goes.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

What. The. Fu...

...ck

I hope you got the sarcasm though. It's hard to catch sarcasm via online car forum

Originally Posted by Billup

I bolded the first thing, because that's the kind of attitude you need to have in life. Be sarcastic, the internet is great for learning this. Go around and mess with people and play off it.

Also, Starbucks is a damn honey hole for chicks. They literally go there to just drink coffee alone. All you have to do is introduce yourself and let them talk about whatever chick book they are reading. Put your hand on their boob. Maybe grab a butt cheek. See where it goes.

*Results may vary*

[Lups]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I heard you were pretty cute, tell me about yourself.

Haha, that line gets shot down faster than anything else.

Originally Posted by Billup

Did you see her blog? I would tottttaallly date Lups. Totes Mcgoats.

Thanks Billup, you are not so bad when you are on your normal mode.

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I've had the longest e-crush on Lups but when I confessed my love to her she shut down her blog and all hell broke loose. I feel bad to this day because she's like the chick that will watch football with you and actually know what's going on during the game (just an analogy)

and she drives an F80 M3. Stick.

I got a mail from a relative, the blog was getting press back home, and I have no intention of letting my old stalkers know shit about me. The blog exists still, and next summer we will be hitting Canada.

I assure you, I know my shit when it comes to football, just the euro version though, I've never seen American thing played, and not correcting that any time soon. A person who actually matters to me played that and I really don't need the images of how he got his injuries in my head.

Peter II is actually an F82, M4 that is, but the stick is correct. I can say with confidence in any company I have the biggest Peter, and watch the men blush. Best thing ever.

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

What. The. Fu...

Yes, Axiom, I'm that girl.

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by Billup

Don't let these dildos give you grief about your name. Women don't give a shit what your name is.

Riiighht. I'm sure women can't wait to tell their girlfriends they are dating a guy named Habib...lol

[Billup]

Originally Posted by m3ray

Riiighht. I'm sure women can't wait to tell their girlfriends they are dating a guy named Habib...lol

Lol, you're pretty funny. I kind of like you. I will however say that I have a friend with a very Iraqi rich name, that pulls more tail than...., many many people I know. A persons name does not define the person they are.


Jeffrey Dean Morgan is different from Jeffrey Dahmer. First name could mean killer or TV actor.