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      09-20-2011, 10:39 PM   #67
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Very wise. And yes, (I'm a jerk) it does work... for a while.
Youre not a jerk. I wouldnt be with a fat ass either.
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I shoved a churro in her asshole and a celery in her pussy and said which everone you let me fuck is the one you are having for dinner
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Just be a man and tell her the truth.
Why would you want to approach this topic in a different manner?
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Sara tell my girlfriend she needs to lose weight
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I shoved a churro in her asshole and a celery in her pussy and said which everone you let me fuck is the one you are having for dinner
As ragged as this is, it made me chuckle. heh
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      09-21-2011, 07:56 AM   #72
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so update on this... guess what i said actually bothered my gf. she told me she was going to attempt to lose some weight.

As an incentive i told her if she loses x amount of weight (a goal of how much weight she wants to lose = x) by new years id buy her something nice.

She suddenly became the most intense woman at weight loss ever. Seriously she usually gets a latte every morning... today was just a banana. LOL

We'll see if she keeps this up but def, offer to buy ur chick something if she loses weight, apparently they cant help themselves.
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      09-21-2011, 08:03 AM   #73
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so update on this... guess what i said actually bothered my gf. she told me she was going to attempt to lose some weight.

As an incentive i told her if she loses x amount of weight (a goal of how much weight she wants to lose = x) by new years id buy her something nice.

She suddenly became the most intense woman at weight loss ever. Seriously she usually gets a latte every morning... today was just a banana. LOL

We'll see if she keeps this up but def, offer to buy ur chick something if she loses weight, apparently they cant help themselves.
Everyone woman can be bought?


Yes. lol
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      09-21-2011, 08:05 AM   #74
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Lmao. For my wife's bday this year, I bought her p90x... I didn't get any for 3 weeks, but looking back on it, it was worth it lol...
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      09-21-2011, 11:56 AM   #75
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Just be a man and tell her the truth.
Why would you want to approach this topic in a different manner?
cause bitches be krazy
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Lmao. For my wife's bday this year, I bought her p90x... I didn't get any for 3 weeks, but looking back on it, it was worth it lol...
omfg. you have some balls lollllll

Was the gift ever proposed by her, or you just gave it to her?
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      09-21-2011, 12:35 PM   #77
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I told mine I would buy her something nice...She started a kickboxing class and is on a diet
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I just bought it for her. She started getting lazy after we got married, and complained that i never want to work out with her ( i like weights and hard cardio) so i just threw it out there when she started to get a little chunk.
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oh and heres a way to never tell her she is fat....

get her on the PALEO diet. do it with her, it will get you and her shredded. burns body fat like no other.
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oh and heres a way to never tell her she is fat....

get her on the PALEO diet. do it with her, it will get you and her shredded. burns body fat like no other.
thing about the paleo diet is that its more of a lifestyle change... the second you go back to bread carbs again, you gain alot of the weight back pretty quickly and sometimes more than what you were before the diet...
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It's a way of life bro
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Lmao. For my wife's bday this year, I bought her p90x... I didn't get any for 3 weeks, but looking back on it, it was worth it lol...
I never understood this....maybe cause I've never been married....
but when I want something, or if she pisses me off, I withhold from having with my gf until things are 'right' again

Women are way hornier than men, at least the women I've encountered.
I've never had a woman every threaten to withhold sex.... they want it too much


For me, my gf and I are going to a couple weddings soon, and I picked out the dress, and in order for her to wear it she needs to lose about 7 lbs (she's about 115 now, which is too much for a petite asian woman).

She was around 105 when I met her. I was about 225...we have each gained 10 lbs....percentage wise, she's gain more though, and I point this out to her all the time
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115 is not overweight at all, your going to make her kill herself lol. Oh and sex life changes when you get married... As your gf she's trying to get that ring. Now she owns that ass
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Women are way hornier than men, at least the women I've encountered.
I've never had a woman every threaten to withhold sex.... they want it too much

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115 is not overweight at all, your going to make her kill herself lol. Oh and sex life changes when you get married... As your gf she's trying to get that ring. Now she owns that ass
She's 5'1 size 0, petite Aasian woman

Ideal weight is around 100-105

My ex was 5'1 size 00, 34D, 105lbs, and my current girl knows this. and i use it to make her lose that weight haha
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She's 5'1 size 0, petite Aasian woman

Ideal weight is around 100-105

My ex was 5'1 size 00, 34D, 105lbs, and my current girl knows this. and i use it to make her lose that weight haha
34 5'1 and 105?? Somethings not right. Im 5'4 116 lbs and Im a 32 band. Generally women who are 34's are a lot taller and heavier. Every asian girl I know has never been that big in the band size. (Yes all girls know each others bra size) Cup size yes but 34 bra band size? Thats getting pretty chunky around the under arms and back fat area for an asian.
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34 5'1 and 105?? Somethings not right. Im 5'4 116 lbs and Im a 32 band. Generally women who are 34's are a lot taller and heavier. Every asian girl I know has never been that big in the band size. (Yes all girls know each others bra size) Cup size yes but 34 bra band size? Thats getting pretty chunky around the under arms and back fat area for an asian.
fake tits probably... gonna need pics just to make sure
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fake tits probably... gonna need pics just to make sure
That doesnt change the band size lol. Band size is how wide/large you are around. Cup size is the tits. Im a 32 C and getting a boob job. I will still be a 32 after my surgery. The dr isnt changing my rib size. Only changing me to double d.
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