[King Rudi]

There is a special place in hell for those responsible for Liberty Mutual insurance commercials.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

There is a special place in hell for those responsible for Liberty Mutual insurance commercials.

Yep, I believe you are correct. I had mentioned how much I hated those commercials recently. I mean who the f*** comes up with an idea like wet teddy bears??

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yep, I believe you are correct. I had mentioned how much I hated those commercials recently. I mean who the f*** comes up with an idea like wet teddy bears??

That's right! I remember seeing your post now. Guess this falls under the the "I know I'm old" thread as well.

All of their commercials are crimes against intelligence, but the ones with the Emu and Doug, make me want to seek out and destroy those two.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

That's right! I remember seeing your post now. Guess this falls under the the "I know I'm old" thread as well.

All of their commercials are crimes against intelligence, but the ones with the Emu and Doug, make me want to seek out and destroy those two.

Lol. Nah, the more people that speak out against those stupid commercials, the better. Oh yeah I forgot Emu and Doug are part of the same company! Not a single commercial they've made are even remotely funny. However, they must be effective because here we are talking about their company!!

[TiMSport]

The Dee Gees (aka Foo Fighters) will single handedly bring back disco. The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack will begin selling like mad as a result.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. Nah, the more people that speak out against those stupid commercials, the better. Oh yeah I forgot Emu and Doug are part of the same company! Not a single commercial they've made are even remotely funny. However, they must be effective because here we are talking about their company!!

Companies have realized that annoying commercials stick in your mind.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Companies have realized that annoying commercials stick in your mind.

Yeah, just like Sonic fast food.

[Esteban]

LiMu (short for Liberty Mutual) Emu needs to kick Doug's ass.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah, just like Sonic fast food.

Have you finished your Mike Lindell voodoo doll yet?

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Have you finished your Mike Lindell voodoo doll yet?

I keep destroying it before it's finished. I also suffocate it with mini pillows.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. Nah, the more people that speak out against those stupid commercials, the better. Oh yeah I forgot Emu and Doug are part of the same company! Not a single commercial they've made are even remotely funny. However, they must be effective because here we are talking about their company!!

True, but there is such a thing as good attention and bad attention. I imagine the typical Liberty Mutual customer to be a Prius driving, woman with blue hair, neck tattoos and Winnie the Pooh pajama's bottoms. A boycott of Liberty Mutual needs to happen over their commercials alone.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

True, but there is such a thing as good attention and bad attention. I imagine the typical Liberty Mutual customer to be a Prius driving, woman with blue hair, neck tattoos and Winnie the Pooh pajama's bottoms. A boycott of Liberty Mutual needs to happen over their commercials alone.

This typical LM customer is also on her way to Walmart to buy a case of Little Debbie honey buns.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

This typical LM customer is also on her way to Walmart to buy a case of Little Debbie honey buns.

Then on to get another facial piercing after acquiring said honey buns. You know, because that draws the attention away from the rest of the marvelous atrocities, done in the name of ornamental aesthetics.

It's almost like someone who doesn't know how to paint, then thinks the only way to fix a mistake is to paint over it.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

True, but there is such a thing as good attention and bad attention. I imagine the typical Liberty Mutual customer to be a Prius driving, woman with blue hair, neck tattoos and Winnie the Pooh pajama's bottoms. A boycott of Liberty Mutual needs to happen over their commercials alone.

Nah, as a previous insurance adjuster I can tell you those people have whatever was cheapest and it expired a year ago and they "didn't know".

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Then on to get another facial piercing after acquiring said honey buns. You know, because that draws the attention away from the rest of the marvelous atrocities, done in the name of ornamental aesthetics.

It's almost like someone who doesn't know how to paint, then thinks the only way to fix a mistake is to paint over it.

I wonder whether the pierce work below is visible through the pajama bottoms. Probably have to be in the right pose. Probably an interesting conversation when she's at the nail salon next door to Walmart.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I wonder whether the pierce work below is visible through the pajama bottoms. Probably have to be in the right pose. Probably an interesting conversation when she's at the nail salon next door to Walmart.

Your blue hairs are quite a bit more classy, than the ones we have here. If there is color on their nails, it's because they haven't washed their hands since the last time they dyed their hair.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Your blue hairs are quite a bit more classy, than the ones we have here. If there is color on their nails, it's because they haven't washed their hands since the last time they dyed their hair.

Haha. Somehow blue hair and classy seems like an oxymoron.

[vreihen16]

There's a conspiracy by millennials to make all types of packaging sooooo difficult to open, in an attempt to kill us boomers off. Jars, bottles, pull tabs on cans, paper milk cartons, even tear-open bags.....

[TiMSport]

They're after the Gen Xers too.

[UncleWede]

Did you guys give up your pocket knives? WTF

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Haha. Somehow blue hair and classy seems like an oxymoron.

Indeed.

Originally Posted by vreihen16

There's a conspiracy by millennials to make all types of packaging sooooo difficult to open, in an attempt to kill us boomers off. Jars, bottles, pull tabs on cans, paper milk cartons, even tear-open bags.....

This may be true, however it works on us because our hands are riddled with arthritis. It works on them because they have no fundamental understanding of science or mechanics. If an app can't do it or they can't find it on google, they're screwed.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Did you guys give up your pocket knives? WTF

No! They were taken from our mangled up arthritic hands by millennials that think they are for charcuterrie boards.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

:
No! They were taken from our mangled up arthritic hands by millennials that think they are for charcuterrie boards.

Ha! You think Millennials spend money on stuff like charcuterie? I don't.
Damn, as a Gen Xer posting this pic made me want to down a bottle of wine and dive in. Lol.