[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jgoens

MKSixer Yeah..I'm going to tag you soon..and it might be skunk.

Fine.
I'm just going call someone to remove it. Then I'm going to send you something from my neck of the woods. Think alligator.

[cprx7]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

A blower. All around town.

fully built motor 71mm Turbo......aaaall right

Untitled by supralx570, on Flickr

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Axius Why you gotta call me out like that dude? And in public too!

Because I have to keep my reputation!


Can't let people think I'm just going to be nice all of a sudden.

[UglyBuzzard]

What's worse?

1. Dutch oven
2. leaving toilet seat up
3. saran wrap practical joke on toilet
4. 2 pump chump

Lups Biorin bimmette Sara504

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

What's worse?

1. Dutch oven
2. leaving toilet seat up
3. saran wrap practical joke on toilet
4. 2 pump chump

Lups Biorin bimmette Sara504

Oh jesus, dutch oven is educational if you're responsible for the grocery shopping.
I don't give a fuck about how anyone here leaves the seat, I have working hands and I can lower it on my own.
Everybody tries this once. Even I've done it. The cleaning up part is fun if you use the spouses suits and shoes to do it.
Sex toys.

Jesus, this list isn't bad. But leave socks on the floor and ...

[Verbiage]

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh jesus, dutch oven is educational if you're responsible for the grocery shopping.
I don't give a fuck about how anyone here leaves the seat, I have working hands and I can lower it on my own.
Everybody tries this once. Even I've done it. The cleaning up part is fun if you use the spouses suits and shoes to do it.
Sex toys.

Jesus, this list isn't bad. But leave socks on the floor and ...

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

Ummm, a dutch oven can not only be educational, but potentially lethal, which is why I would do it to the ex as often as possible.

What if someone steals the toilet seat, then what? Use the woods like me?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

Ummm, a dutch oven can not only be educational, but potentially lethal, which is why I would do it to the ex as often as possible.

What if someone steals the toilet seat, then what? Use the woods like me?

Pee outside? Jesus, that's horrible!

Just remember not to have all your winter gear on while in a shooting exercise like a pall of mine was back in the army. He managed to shit in his snow suit and ended up wearing it for 7 hours straight.

True story. I was in the next pot hole so I fucking won't forget it, ever. Even brought it up in his wedding, while giving a toast.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Lups

Pee outside? Jesus, that's horrible!

Just remember not to have all your winter gear on while in a shooting exercise like a pall of mine was back in the army. He managed to shit in his snow suit and ended up wearing it for 7 hours straight.

True story. I was in the next pot hole so I fucking won't forget it, ever. Even brought it up in his wedding, while giving a toast.

Lol this thread is shit without you. Thank you.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol this thread is shit without you. Thank you.

Oh, I see this as my gateway to heaven . I just confess every bad thing I've done here if it fits the question.

Now, if someone wants the laughs, someone should ask what I did yesterday and how well I am enjoying Finland, again.

That should kill this.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Pee outside? Jesus, that's horrible!

Just remember not to have all your winter gear on while in a shooting exercise like a pall of mine was back in the army. He managed to shit in his snow suit and ended up wearing it for 7 hours straight.

True story. I was in the next pot hole so I fucking won't forget it, ever. Even brought it up in his wedding, while giving a toast.

Oh the humanity! For fucks sake the neighbor called the cops on me because I chose to shit on the tree in the front yard to help fertilize the soil, apparently that is illegal?

HAHAHA! That's a shitty situation, literally, and you did a noble thing to bring it up during a wedding toast, because there is literally no other perfect time to mention such a thing. I commend you.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh the humanity! For fucks sake the neighbor called the cops on me because I chose to shit on the tree in the front yard to help fertilize the soil, apparently that is illegal?

HAHAHA! That's a shitty situation, literally, and you did a noble thing to bring it up during a wedding toast, because there is literally no other perfect time to mention such a thing. I commend you.

Hey when I was really pregnant and a rat ran into our poker night and I mildly tried to use my voice to ensure they wouldn't hurt the animal, I've gotten over ten years of shit for screaming like a girl.

I am a fucking girl! And though they have diseases that could've harmed our pet rabbit, I am so manly I would not scream!! Ever!


Now let's look at some boobs, us manly men like boobs!

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh jesus, dutch oven is educational if you're responsible for the grocery shopping.
I don't give a fuck about how anyone here leaves the seat, I have working hands and I can lower it on my own.
Everybody tries this once. Even I've done it. The cleaning up part is fun if you use the spouses suits and shoes to do it.
Sex toys.

Jesus, this list isn't bad. But leave socks on the floor and ...

What is it about a dirty sock that triggers your species off?

snake in toilet did not go over well with an ex. decided she was ex before that one though

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

What is it about a dirty sock that triggers your species off?

snake in toilet did not go over well with an ex. decided she was ex before that one though

Kids, dogs, and me and the hubby. Guess what kills the automatic hoover every time, or even worse, me?

"so okay, 8 days in between visits. 68 socks found. A record"

My fucking cleaning lady gives me shit and I swear to god my kids never have socks on.

I don't care about where they are. I care about our hoover not moving them around.

And Jesus its not like I'm asking for world peace. For all I care, everyone can go without!!!!

Edit.

When our first was born, we both were up for a few nights in a row. We couldn't believe the lump was alive and breathing, and then hubby took the baby to change the sleeping baby's diaper in the middle of the night for no reason (first kid, we didn't know they came with alarm systems then!!!) and he yelled me to come to the bathroom.

I thought the kid was dying, seriously, something must have been wrong. Had to be!

"I need to pee and I can't turn my back so the baby won't fall off from the surface!!"

"k. I haven't slept in three days, so pee while I stick this fork into your ass."
"do it one more time and I will pee on you!"
He did. The kids slept through it. He mopped. I learned my lesson about how to disturb the spouse when he thinks something is more important than me sleeping and above all, I learned that penises are handy for retaliation.

[UglyBuzzard]

Lups

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Kids, dogs, and me and the hubby. Guess what kills the automatic hoover every time, or even worse, me?

"so okay, 8 days in between visits. 68 socks found. A record"

My fucking cleaning lady gives me shit and I swear to god my kids never have socks on.

I don't care about where they are. I care about our hoover not moving them around.

And Jesus its not like I'm asking for world peace. For all I care, everyone can go without!!!!

Edit.

When our first was born, we both were up for a few nights in a row. We couldn't believe the lump was alive and breathing, and then hubby took the baby to change the sleeping baby's diaper in the middle of the night for no reason (first kid, we didn't know they came with alarm systems then!!!) and he yelled me to come to the bathroom.

I thought the kid was dying, seriously, something must have been wrong. Had to be!

"I need to pee and I can't turn my back so the baby won't fall off from the surface!!"

"k. I haven't slept in three days, so pee while I stick this fork into your ass."
"do it one more time and I will pee on you!
He did. The kids slept through it. He mopped. I learned my lesson about how to disturb the spouse when he thinks something is more important than me sleeping and above all, I learned that penises are handy for retaliation.

You must not know about R Kelly, babe.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You must not know about R Kelly, babe.

No clue.

Now if hes a celebrity like Danzig is, I'm willing to figure it out .

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

No clue.

Now if hes a celebrity like Danzig is, I'm willing to figure it out .

Best answer I have seen in quite some time. You rock!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Best answer I have seen in quite some time. You rock!

Now I feel like I should google.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Now I feel like I should google.

Don't know who R Kelly is either but I know " mother " and rock...

You seem to tell it like it is. Refreshing...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

Now I feel like I should google.

There a true story behind this parody:

http://m.break.com/topics/r-kelly-se...ing-on-a-girl/

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

There a true story behind this parody:

http://m.break.com/topics/r-kelly-se...ing-on-a-girl/

The clip didn't run but that's rnb shit.
So not cool, at least I was came up as a nice lady in my story! RnB is for all of those who enjoyed their church quires and never got to fuck Whitney Huston.

I didn't. So maybe I'm just jealous!